How to Impress ANY woman

[Stretchman]

Hmm.. I keep getting this error:

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Everytime I try to access the original post with Safari.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: EGGO
$2000 spent on her in a few months time should guarantee sex.

$2k in a FEW months?

If I am not getting sex in a few weeks I am moving on unless she is REALLY special.

 

[yourdeardaniel]

Originally posted by: EGGO
$2000 spent on her in a few months time should guarantee sex.

with 2000 you wouldn't have to wait a few months 😀

 

[suse920]

tippin' on fo fos

 

[webcammie]

okay honestly, all of this is bullsh*t.

If a woman is not interested in you, it doesn't matter what you do, she won't change her mind. If a woman is interested, you can screw up a lot and she'll be stupid enough to stick around until you finally pull her last straw or she finds someone better.

 

[bleeb]

that was long beeyatch!

of course looking good and having a nice body and having a lot of money helps IMMENSELY.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
And if I were you, I'd take some english comprehension classes.

Pssst. Tom.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
just be a complete fvcking prick, it works every time. :roll:

women LOVE being treated like shit

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
And if I were you, I'd take some english comprehension classes.

Pssst. Tom.

Well, how was i supposed to know? No emoticons to display your intentions

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: iamme
cliffs:

1. stop trying to impress women.
2. impress them with your sense of humor

ok......

Haha.

I don't think that "funny" response would be funny at all. Just stupid mostly. << EDIT: I'm referring to the response to "What do you do for a living?" in the OP.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Well, how was i supposed to know? No emoticons to display your intentions

I completely agree. We need a few Hoser-friendly emoticons.

 

[cheapgoose]

don't forget to tell them about your previous male escort work.

 

[Xyclone]

Ask a lot of questions about her/have confidence/be a bit of a prick works almost every time... 😉

 

[ghostman]

Sounds a lot like this newsletter/advertisement I get in the mail that's labelled "Dating Tips" by David something-or-other. I swear my friend signed me up for it because of my lousy luck with women. I actually think there is a lot of truth in what he says, but he gets repetitive.

 

[Rainsford]

Let's just add a link to that silly ladder theory website and we can make this the very definition of a clueless wanker thread. 🙂

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: ghostman
Sounds a lot like this newsletter/advertisement I get in the mail that's labelled "Dating Tips" by David something-or-other. I swear my friend signed me up for it because of my lousy luck with women. I actually think there is a lot of truth in what he says, but he gets repetitive.

David DeAngelo?

 

[ghostman]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: ghostman
Sounds a lot like this newsletter/advertisement I get in the mail that's labelled "Dating Tips" by David something-or-other. I swear my friend signed me up for it because of my lousy luck with women. I actually think there is a lot of truth in what he says, but he gets repetitive.

David DeAngelo?

hahaha. yes.

 

[mrrman]

good post Hyperblaze...I just meet a great lady through a blind date and laughter is the best medicine...we have been crackin up on all dates laughing at many topics with a side of seriousness in it to. So far so good and I think this date was a sign sent from heaven, so much in common...travelled to many of the same places, like the same music, eat the same foods(health style wise) and even play the same sports( tennis and martial arts..I am 1 belt from black and she is thinking of starting. She asked me if I was dangerous...I said attack me ....then the hysterics broke out... 🙂

 

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