How to Impress ANY woman

Hyperblaze

Lifer
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PS: Got this in an email....I didn't write this myself.

HOW TO IMPRESS ANY WOMAN

I've learned a secret to impressing women that
I'm going to share with you in this newsletter.

It's a secret that probably not 1 in 1,000 men
knows or will ever figure out on his own.

The REASON that most men will never figure out
this particular secret is that it's TOO OBVIOUS.

Let me explain...

I personally think that most men feel a very
powerful desire to IMPRESS women.

If you watch the way a man behaves when he's
talking to a woman he's just met or a woman that
he's on a first date with, you can SEE IT.

Maybe you've been there yourself.

I know I have. Many, many times, in fact.

The feeling that you need to impress a woman
usually comes along with another feeling: DON'T
SCREW THIS UP.

Here are some of the signs that a guy is
feeling the need to "impress" the woman that he's
talking to:

1) He tries to only say "cool" things, or things
that will "impress" the woman.

2) He acts nervous and stilted during the
conversation... sometimes coming across as
"formal".

3) He tries to figure out what the woman wants
to hear.

4) If he says something that the woman doesn't
like, he "back-pedals" and tries to change what
he said to suit the woman.

5) He doesn't say anything "risky", doesn't tease
the woman, and doesn't do anything to upset her.


...in other words, when a guy is talking to a
woman that he "likes", he's usually on his "best
behavior", and he's trying to "put his best foot
forward".

To say it again, MEN FEEL A POWERFUL DRIVE
TO IMPRESS THE WOMAN THAT THEY "LIKE".

And this drive to impress often makes them
act UNNATURAL.

There's your first hint, in fact...


THE SECRET

Remember at the beginning when I told you that
I was going to share a secret with you about how
to impress women that not 1 in 1,000 men will
figure out on their own?

Well, here it is:

STOP TRYING.

If you will just STOP TRYING to impress women,
and do the things I'm teaching you instead, women
will NATURALLY be "impressed" by you.

TRYING TO IMPRESS A WOMAN DOESN'T IMPRESS HER.

So let's break this down...


WHY IMPRESSING WOMEN IS THE WRONG ROAD

What's wrong with trying to "impress" women,
anyway?

To start with, EVERYTHING.

When you intentionally try to impress a woman,
you send the following messages on a "subtle" level:

1) I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I
will try to "impress" you instead.

2) I'm not comfortable enough around women to just
act normal.

3) I don't have a lot of experience with attractive
women.

4) I'm insecure.

5) I don't know how to make women feel comfortable
with me.


Ouch.

But it's the truth.

Women can TELL INSTANTLY when you're "trying".

The conversation doesn't feel "normal", your
body language is strange, and you can't seem to
have a regular conversation.

Now of course, I've just described the way that
about 99.9999% of men act when they're first talking
to a woman that they "like".

Are you ready for a profound insight?

Here goes...

MOST MEN DO THIS WITH MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN MOST
OF THE TIME. IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S OLD NEWS. IT'S
BORING. IT'S PREDICTABLE. AND IT DOES NOT IMPRESS
AT ALL.

The bottom line is that trying to impress a
woman usually has the OPPOSITE effect.

It not only makes you look like a nervous guy
who can't make normal conversation... it also
bores the hell out of women.


WHAT TO DO INSTEAD

OK, so you're out having a cup of tea with a
beautiful woman you just met a few days before...

She asks you what you do for a living.

Should you answer with:

1) "Well, I'm an engineer for a software company
that makes sophisticated vector widget plotting
algorithms. I've been with them for three years,
and I'm about to be promoted to ALGORITHM
MANAGER."

2) "I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in
a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked
ass? That's my job."

...?

Well, it all depends on what your outcome is.

If you want to try and IMPRESS the girl with
your cool high-tech job, then #1 will work just
fine.

Unfortunately, it won't impress her at all,
and it will make you sound like a jackass who is
trying to sound cool.

If you want to ACTUALLY impress her, try #2.

Most men don't have the BALLS to say something
like this when a woman asks a "serious" question
like "What do you do?".

If you REALLY want to make a long-lasting
impression, KEEP THE HUMOR GOING.

She'll say "No, really... what do you do?".

Answer with: "No, really. Haven't you ever
seen it when an actor needs a stunt ass? I mean
hey... someone's got to do it".

Now, I can't possibly go into all the reasons
why it's a HUGE MISTAKE to try to impress a woman,
or to feel like everything you say should be
"impressive".

There are MANY reasons for this.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, there are a few things you
can do that will INSTANTLY impress a woman...
and I mean REALLY impress her.

But these things aren't OBVIOUS.

The most IMPORTANT thing you can do to
IMPRESS a woman is make her feel a powerful
emotional ATTRACTION for you.

This feeling will stay with her long after you
have left and gone home.

And it's the one thing that will make women
pursue YOU... and try to impress YOU.
 

Crescent13

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:thumbsup:

This has happend to me before. I was so embarassed. There was this girl who was into sign language, and she was taught by a deaf woman, and the same woman taught me a bit too. I walked up to the girl and asked her for the deaf woman's phone number :eek:
 

imported_goku

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I guess I'm that 1 in 1,000 men who already figured this out already... I don't have trouble meeting women at all, infact it's too easy for me and comes natural but the problem is either it's the woman putting ME in the friend zone or it's me who unintentionally put my self in her "friend" zone which totally sux balls most of the time.
 

anxi80

Lifer
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if a girl asks what you do, just reply "i work with computers. thats all im going to say because you wont understand what i do nor will you care." its being a prick yet being completly honest at the same time. then you'll be slamming her like a $3 omelette.
 

ActuaryTm

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Looking at the originator of this thread, am not certain I would qualify said poster as a reliable source of information in this regard.
 

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Looking at the originator of this thread, am not certain I would qualify said poster as a reliable source of information in this regard.

And if I were you, I'd take some english comprehension classes.

 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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cliffs:

1. stop trying to impress women.
2. impress them with your sense of humor

ok......
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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I just whip it out, slap a hun'red on it, and twirl my car keys...

I don't know how impressed they are come a few hours later, but they were just cannon fodder to begin with ;)

Seriously though...if you just chat them up, like ask maybe their name and find out a little about them before their phone number > most guys....get them to laugh >> most guys...get them hysterical / dance more than once with them / be confident and not cocky >>>>> *

I have only gone out a few times when I couldn't score and I could have if I dropped my standards...when I am single, I am usually out most nights.

I get to the club or bar early, chat up the bartenders and bouncers....leave nice tips, just be me.

come later, bartenders work with me and the bouncers too.

Now I was more cocky in my younger years (16-20ish)...but at that time most of the chicks were in my classes...I wasn't doing as well then, but was p!ssed a bit when they were going home with older guys....

Now I am 34...I am married, but last I was out and about was 31, I was looking for smart / fun / sexual chicks and was always found them. I am not as in good shape as when I was younger, but it doesn't seem to matter.