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Grasshopper27

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Ok, with apologizes to all the ladies here:


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked, with beer....


Grasshopper
 
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HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Ok, with apologizes to all the ladies here:


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked, with beer....



I would even be willing to forgo the beer .
Grasshopper
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Edit: where the hell did the "grasshopper" come from?

 
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BlamoHammer

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Ok, with apologizes to all the ladies here:


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked, with beer....



I would even be willing to forgo the beer .
Grasshopper
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Edit: where the hell did the "grasshopper" come from?
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Maybe his nickname?
 
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Grasshopper27

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BTW, Thumper isn't a redhead, my other topic aide. She isn't even a natural brown with blond highlights. In truth, her hair is starting to gray a bit, so she colors it medium brown, then puts in blond highlights about once a month.

I think she's beautiful. :D

Grasshopper

BTW, she usually doesn't find these sorts of jokes all that funny. She usually just rolls her eyes and punches me on the arm.
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zsouthboy

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: zsouthboy
OOOH i know your admin password on your box now! ROFL:D
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Err, um...

[runs off to change the password]
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hehehe everyone ALWAYS uses "pet" names.........


My password for admin? "FatBastard" :( j/k
 
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lowtech1

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked, with beer....
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Fortunately that is not always true.
It is very hard to impress me, but my jaw was once drop when I work with a 25 years old French Astrophysics PHD intern at the Herzbert Institute of Astrophysics research center. Not only she was absolutely beautiful with an enchanting voice/accent, she also were very witty & a better coder than I?m.

I was gaga over her but was too intimidated by her beauty & intelligent to ask for a date??.damned it sucks to be a chicken.
 
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Orsorum

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Originally posted by: lowtech

I was gaga over her but was too intimidated by her beauty & intelligent to ask for a date??.damned it sucks to be a chicken.
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
 
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Stallion

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Ok, with apologizes to all the ladies here:


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked, with beer....


Grasshopper
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You might be able to forgo all of that stuff if you just show her your new perscription to
Elongate


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Hehehe!
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I sure have been impressed there.
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Hey Grasshopper, why's there an inconsistency in Happy Puppy's quote and your actual post? I'm confused. Here is the post in question: "I would even be willing to forgo the beer .
Grasshopper"

I look at your posts but find none with that quote and no indication of an edit. Where did Happy Puppy get that from? :confused: :eek:

Lowtech, sorry to disappoint you, but everyone is privileged to be around the beautiful, but who owns the beautiful is not an easy question. So, your testimony hardly is useful here. :Q
 
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lowtech1

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Originally posted by: luvly
Hehehe!
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I sure have been impressed there.
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Hey Grasshopper, why's there an inconsistency in Happy Puppy's quote and your actual post? I'm confused. Here is the post in question: "I would even be willing to forgo the beer .
Grasshopper"

I look at your posts but find none with that quote and no indication of an edit. Where did Happy Puppy get that from? :confused: :eek:

Lowtech, sorry to disappoint you, but everyone is privileged to be around the beautiful, but who owns the beautiful is not an easy question. So, your testimony hardly is useful here. :Q
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I usually don?t have a problem with asking a woman that is beautiful or smart out for a date, but the combination of both is a very rare quality & is quite intimidating. In fact an ex of mine is an ex actress & now is a doctor.
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: luvly
Hehehe!
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I sure have been impressed there.
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Hey Grasshopper, why's there an inconsistency in Happy Puppy's quote and your actual post? I'm confused. Here is the post in question: "I would even be willing to forgo the beer .
Grasshopper"

I look at your posts but find none with that quote and no indication of an edit. Where did Happy Puppy get that from? :confused: :eek:
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Happy Puppy added it, I didn't post that. In truth, the original post really is just a joke, I want more from Thumper than just sex, scary as that might seem. :D

Of course, she's in the other room right now yelling at me for still being on the computer. She wants to watch a movie, "You've Got Mail" I think, and I really don't care for that movie. On the plus side, she likes to snuggle to those romantic comidies which I always enjoy. :)

Sigh, got to go now, before she thows this computer out the window!

Grasshopper
 
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