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How to Hug a Girl

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A hard ass grab with your finger extended as far in between the cheeks as possible is what i do.

what i dont understand is, whats with the subsequent violence? it's a hug!
 
Originally posted by: dartworth
5. Embrace her by placing your arms around her back, perhaps near her waist, and lightly pulling her toward you. Her arms will typically be directed to either your waist or your shoulders; it depends and doesn't particularly matter. The first few seconds of the hug should be just like any other hug: firm but gentle. Be careful to avoid placing your hands on inappropriate places of the girl's body.
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Fail.

On a more serious note...is this for real? I thought it went like this:

Step 1: Hug. Or not, if you get rejected.

Step 2a. If hugged, then you hug and eventually stop when you think she wants to.
Step 2b. If rejected, you are a failure. Never, ever...EVER try to have a more-than-a-friend sort of relationship with any female.
Step 2c. If rejected, knock girl out. Might as well go for it all while she isn't aware. Make her miserable. All because she wouldn't hug you. She deserves it. And you deserve a cookie.
 
Originally posted by: rh71
question: do they care if you touch their bra hook ?
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Holy crap! Good question! I always wondered that with hugs (friends, girls I liked...not that I ever really excelled in the latter area, etc).

...Do they? Someone has to know.

Oh well, guess it's nice to have a girlfriend. Of course I'll be touching the bra hook...😀
 
Originally posted by: BudAshes
How to hug?

This is the saddest thing i have ever read. Did some of you grow up in science labs?
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I agree, that's pretty bad.

Today was the last day at my job where I resided for many years. I dished out numerous hugs to females and didn't give a seconds thought to a single one. They weren't all the same either, it's just a natural thing. Depending on the person you know how long to hold on and/or how hard to squeeze.
 
Damn, I first read this as "how to mug a girl", something aint right with my head if that the first thing I think of 🙁...
 
Originally posted by: hans030390
Step 1: Hug. Or not, if you get rejected.

Step 2a. If hugged, then you hug and eventually stop when you think she wants to.
Step 2b. If rejected, you are a failure. Never, ever...EVER try to have a more-than-a-friend sort of relationship with any female.
Step 2c. If rejected, knock girl out. Might as well go for it all while she isn't aware. Make her miserable. All because she wouldn't hug you. She deserves it. And you deserve a cookie.
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:cookie:
 
Originally posted by: BudAshes
How to hug?

This is the saddest thing i have ever read. Did some of you grow up in science labs?
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In my era, this is what was taught in school. You kids would get a real kick out of the films we had to watch. Wake me when they get to the part on *heavy petting*. bet you kids never of that one. 😀
 
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