How to handle the police

[Cristatus]

The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said:

"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball."

He replied:

"No, Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."

There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

 

[bluewall21]

That's crap-esque.

 

[neonerd]

meh

 

[imported_Chemist]

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[jdub1107]

:thumbsdown:

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy"

 

[BW86]

lol

 

[coinz]

some of the jokes here are funny

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

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NOLF quotes!

"I regret to inform you of the recent death of employee #679147, whose demise can be blamed only upon his own incompetance. Services will be held Saturday from 11 to 11:05am. If you wish to attend, make sure to bring a signed copy of form 1173-A."

"Overtime is strictly prohibited per statute 46 stroke three, subsection nine. Working more than your required 82 hours may result in a pay cut."

"Congratulations to the H.A.R.M. Basketball team who defeated the Misery team 88-27 last sunday. Special thanks shopuld go out to the Counter-Counter Intelligence Research Group for their special handling of the Misery water supply."

"Please observe a moment of silence in memory of our beloved colleague, Marcus Mitchell. Preliminary reports suggest that during a routine investigation of what appeared to be a small graphical corruption, Marcus stumbled across either a geometrical anomaly or a map hole and fell out of the world. At least we can take solace in the knowledge that he is no longer receiving updates and should therefore not hurt performance."

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