You're Freakin Screwed!
Sorry, I know you didn't wanna hear that. I, and some of my friends tried very hard to find tech support jobs this summer. I finally caved in and started with a temp agency just to get SOME money, but I still comb the job ads online and in the papers. NOTHING. However, I do know several other guys who got tech jobs (even guys who know jack sh*t). They all got it the same way. CONNECTIONS.
Work your dad, work your mom, work your uncles, work your friends dad, sombody should work for a company that "could use another tech".
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