Seriously, every clip I've seen of someone talking about their experience with the Oculus Rift said that it made them extremely nauseous. Do we want that at Chuck E. Cheese?
http://www.maximumpc.com/chuck_e_cheese_plans_party_oculus_rift_select_areas_2014
http://www.maximumpc.com/chuck_e_cheese_plans_party_oculus_rift_select_areas_2014