Rapidskies
Golden Member
I eat out all the times and frequents many restaurants. I have a tastful pallets that requires many different flavors. In my area the restaurants often give the Hogs in the area 50% discounts because having Hogs in your restraurants is a heavy detterence to crime so I was told. So to summerize, for the less forethoughtfull, Hog uniform = 50% discounts.
Now the paradyme, how do I get uniforms? I have applied as a volunteers deputies six months ago and am still waiting on response because the Hogs said they would get back to me but have not. I felt I aced interview and told them how much I respect their works and looked forward to battling evils with them. Last time I phoned them though they said do not call anymore we will call you when positions open up.
Now the solutions. They say great men have great dreams and I dreamed big the day I thought of the uniform solutions. As I sat in one of the fancier restaurants at Olive Gardens and see yet another Hog get his discount I thought to myself they have to buy their uniforms from somewhere there is no uniforms geenies. A little googles and I find my solutions: Solutions
Now the issues. The main issues would be the ethalcies involved with wearing the uniforms. I would see it as I am preventing crimes while dining on Crazy Breads bettering the communities one meal at a time. I am basically working for free. It is a win situations for all parties involved. The other side effects might be girls intriging on me in a uniforms. If I am ever asked if I am a Hogs I plan on saying No I am not a Hogs I bought the uniforms on ebays then wink at them and we will have a good laugh and avoid any troubles with claiming impersonations.
Anyone try this yet and have any tips?
Now the paradyme, how do I get uniforms? I have applied as a volunteers deputies six months ago and am still waiting on response because the Hogs said they would get back to me but have not. I felt I aced interview and told them how much I respect their works and looked forward to battling evils with them. Last time I phoned them though they said do not call anymore we will call you when positions open up.
Now the solutions. They say great men have great dreams and I dreamed big the day I thought of the uniform solutions. As I sat in one of the fancier restaurants at Olive Gardens and see yet another Hog get his discount I thought to myself they have to buy their uniforms from somewhere there is no uniforms geenies. A little googles and I find my solutions: Solutions
Now the issues. The main issues would be the ethalcies involved with wearing the uniforms. I would see it as I am preventing crimes while dining on Crazy Breads bettering the communities one meal at a time. I am basically working for free. It is a win situations for all parties involved. The other side effects might be girls intriging on me in a uniforms. If I am ever asked if I am a Hogs I plan on saying No I am not a Hogs I bought the uniforms on ebays then wink at them and we will have a good laugh and avoid any troubles with claiming impersonations.
Anyone try this yet and have any tips?
