It's so easy for you to say n0cmonkey but I do not have all the time in the world to learn Linux but I am willing when it's gradual, windows took me sometime when I first started working on it in the Pentium 486 days, and I don't expect my Linux knwoledge to come out of no where in a day or two.
You can be an ELITIST person as much as you want, so you have seen me asking for help here and there but you turn a blind eye when you see me helping others with issues I have experiences with, fine with me, keep calling me a noob I don't think you are encouraging me to learn linux as much as you think you are, and keep throwing those man pages at me they are sure beginner friendly.
You and your elitist buddies keep living by the ideaology " To drive a car, you have to be a mechanical engineer"