How to get rid of teh mouse

[intogamer]

Constructive Answers Please

 

[Shawn]

throw it away?

 

[lyssword]

a real 1?

 

[Albatross]

use DOS

 

[TheChort]

1. seran wrap (sp?)
2. ziplock baggie
3a. Trash can (preferably outside one)
or
3b. Freezer, and save for future use

 

[l Xes l]

get a pussy!

 

[So]

tactical nuke on your house.

 

[frank84]

When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: lyssword
a real 1?

uh huh

 

[RollWave]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: lyssword
a real 1?

uh huh

dead?

 

[Conky]

teh cat?

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

 

[Vinfinite]

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

wow...you're one sick dude

even if that was just joking, thats just sick

 

[Doctorweir]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

Just what I thought after reading this guide...

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

To be fair, I think the statement should be "Serial killers commonly abused animals as children", as with the way you said it, it would mean that the study followed children who abused animals and sat back and watched as they murdered people.

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

I believe they're more likely to become psychopaths which in turn can lead to a murderous future.

But yeah, the kid's a sicko. Motion for couple of weeks' holiday minimum.

 

[quakefiend420]

build a better mousetrap

duh

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: loic2003

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

I believe they're more likely to become psychopaths which in turn can lead to a murderous future.

But yeah, the kid's a sicko. Motion for couple of weeks' holiday minimum.

oh come on now, that was obviously in jest...i chuckled

 

[Rubycon]

link

Then you'll know what not to do. :laugh:

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: loic2003

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: wonho84
When you find a mouse in your house. Capture one. Alive.

Once you do that. do the following

1. tie him up so he/she cant run away
2. get a box of matches
3. light up the matches one by one.. and torture the little mouse.
4. after the matches, get a tweezer and pull its hair one by one
5. repeat number 2-4 untill the point where the mouse is almost dead but still alive
6. let it go
7. that mouse will go back to its house and tell all the other ones how horrible you are. they will pack and leave right away.

That's f@cked up. Studies have shown that kids who abuse animals, have a high likelyhood of becoming serial killers. :shocked:

I believe they're more likely to become psychopaths which in turn can lead to a murderous future.

But yeah, the kid's a sicko. Motion for couple of weeks' holiday minimum.

oh come on now, that was obviously in jest...i chuckled

No sh1t, people today are just too PC. Would PC be correct, maybe anal retentive would be a better choice of words.

 

[RightIsWrong]

To give a serious answer....find out where they are living/entering from (this is the most important and hardest part) and put some $2 glue sheets down and wait. Once you know this, you are golden.

Also, no matter how many times you think that you have "got 'em all".....there are usually a couple more than you thought. Keep out the sheets until you don't have any caught on them for over a week. They breed like crazy and the babies, if they had any, won't come out of hiding until they get REALLY hungry and mom and pop haven't been back to the nest with anything to eat.

 

[MisterJackson]

Someone here rigged a ruler over the inside of a trashcan with peanut butter on the end. When the mouse went to get the peanut butter it fell in and couldn't get out.

Better mouse trap FTW!

Or, if you actually have the board game "Mouse Trap" you could set that up.

 

[frank84]

eh, people are really sensitive..

it's just a joke people.

you will be laughing if it was on a movie or cartoon