How to get rid of a hickey?

[TallBill]

hehe.. i got these uh.. marks all over my neck.. they've been here for 3 days... well.. kinda developing over 3 days.. now i GOTTA get rid of em for work.. or i get in trouble.. HELP

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Shoulda thought about that before they happened, dude.
You have to wait them out.

nik

 

[Azraele]

Yep, you're stuck with them unless you can wear a turtleneck or something.

 

[TallBill]

hahaha, o well... i tried to get a turtleneck last night.. but old navy didnt have any.. and i got lazy... then i went back to my place to make some more marks on my neck.. haha.. crap.. prolly gonna get more tonight.. and tomorrow.... o well!

 

[Passions]

stick a suction vaccum tube to other parts of ur neck, and say you just broke out w/ a rash or something.

 

[tweakmm]

I feel your pain man...

 

[notfred]

heh. I don't think I've had a hickey since I finished high school....

 

[Sir Fredrick]

Get some makeup! Foundation oughta cover that up.

 

[goodoptics]

Why would you get in trouble? It's against company policy to wear a hickey to work?

Sorry, my post didn't solve your problem.

 

[TallBill]

well.. i have to deal with clients so it kinda looks bad.. haha.. o well

 

[Geekbabe]

turtleneck is about the only way and next time.... err.. never mind !!!

 

[db]

Moist heat pack.

 

[NakaNaka]

<< well.. i have to deal with clients so it kinda looks bad.. haha.. o well >>



atleast they know you are a well liked person

oh you want a solution?? Ask Jeeves is Your Friend

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

lol, i had a bad hickey once when i was 15. that was the last of that.

 

[TallBill]

<< atleast they know you are a well liked person >>


lol.. yeah.. i guess so honestly i dont really care right now

 

[TallBill]

btw.... she got one too... but.. it was below the neckline :Q

 

[Eli]

You don't... lol..

I think you just posted this to tell us all you've got a hicky.

I had one a while ago, lol.. she said it was an "accident". :Q

 

[TallBill]

lol.. these were not accidents

 

[Eli]

Yeah.. I guess she just sucked a little too hard, for too long. It really doesen't take much to make one on the soft skin of your neck.. lol..

It sounds like you're going to hit 2nd and 3rd bases soon.. lol

 

[TallBill]

<< It sounds like you're going to hit 2nd and 3rd bases soon.. lol >>

uh.. dude.. i got these hickeys WHILE i was hittin a home run

 

[Red Dawn]

You don't. The best thing to do is dye your hair bright red. That way everybody would be to busy laughing at you to notice that you have a hickey.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< You don't. The best thing to do is dye your hair bright red. That way everybody would be to busy laughing at you to notice that you have a hickey. >>




AHAHAHAHAHA !!!


<--Laughing so hard my sides hurt

 

[Azraele]

<< You don't. The best thing to do is dye your hair bright red. That way everybody would be to busy laughing at you to notice that you have a hickey. >>



Rotfl, well that's certainly one way to draw attention away from them.

 

[Squisher]

<<... i tried to get a turtleneck last night.. but old navy didnt have any>>

Let me get this straight, You walked into Old Navy with hickeys all over your neck and asked if they had any turtlenecks.

You don't think they might have laughed a little after you left, do you?

 

[TallBill]

<< <<... i tried to get a turtleneck last night.. but old navy didnt have any>>

Let me get this straight, You walked into Old Navy with hickeys all over your neck and asked if they had any turtlenecks.

You don't think they might have laughed a little after you left, do you? >>

uh no? i walked around and looked for em.. but didnt find any.. cuz the spring stuff is out now.. and.. honestly.. i dont really care about people laughing at me... heck.. i walk around my house with no shirt on all day (i like to be cold).. and theres some marks below the neck.. and i dnot care who sees it..

btw red dawn.. lmao