How to get out of a speeding ticket?

[SSUSeaWolf]

 

[Elias824]

Ill get somone $100 to do that in real life and record it.

 

[slayer202]

this is a very old joke. its better as a joke...

 

[Ika]

Ill get somone $100 to do that in real life and record it.

will add $10 to the pot

 

[jlee]

Ill get somone $100 to do that in real life and record it.

Go for it - I'll even record it for you.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hah, I know it's ancient, but still made me laugh!

 

[Phokus]

Everyone knows you just flash a little skin and you can instantly get out of a ticket

 

[MotF Bane]

Go for it - I'll even record it for you.

When's your next shift? I'm not that far south.

 

[SSUSeaWolf]

Everyone knows you just flash a little skin and you can instantly get out of a ticket

I tried it and was arrested. I do not recommend doing this.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

will add $10 to the pot

I'll add another $100. And I want a copy of the video of the cops beating the joker to a bloody pulp.

 

[Numenorean]

Don't speed.

 

[Key West]

Girls always have it easy especially if they're not fat or ugly.

Guy-to-guy always sucks because we antagonize other penises. My gf was speeding 90mph then got pulled over. She broke down and said "I'm so sorry officer, I'm having such a bad day." (The cry and bad day was genuine)

Cop let her off with a warning. She's one of those good-natured never-speeders. She never did it again.

Imagine if I broke down like a little bitch. The cop would laugh at my ass then told me to grow a pair.

 

[disappoint]

What's up with the trunk pic? WTH kind of triangular ass POS is this kid drivin? It's a goddamned UFO FFS! PIX of it gettin clocked by a mere radar detector when it's doin like warp 7 or it didn't happen.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Go for it - I'll even record it for you.

Bust out those latex gloves while your at it.

 

[Kaervak]

I'd love to see that happen in real life, the beatdown would be hilarious.

The Star of Life sticker in my rear window and ODPS State EMS card are probably enough to get me out of a ticket. Never tried it though, don't intend to either actually.

 

[ebaycj]

Go for it - I'll even record it for you.

You don't happen to be a supervisor do you ?

 

[shocksyde]

As a male, I've had good luck with male cops. One even told me "You look like a nice guy, slow it down next time."

Out of the ~7 times I've been pulled over for speeding, I got a ticket once. And it was a woman cop.

 

[Zargon]

the one time I got pulled over by a woman was awful, she was a total 'i wish I was dude' biatch.

50 in a 45, and you woulda thought I ran over some puppies and ran the short bus of the road