How to get back at roommates?

[onza]

I would superglue all their shampoo bottles so they can't open it. Actually superglue everything you can find.

Also - Pics of 3 girls naked + post on net.

 

[tokie]

Fish sauce. Spray bottle. Spray it in nooks and crannies. And in their cars ac intake. And their mattresses.

Right before you leave, put their toothbrushes in the toilet, and take a picture with their digital camera. If you're feeling particularly vindictive, take the picture midstream. Then retrieve the toothbrushes and put them back in their original places. You may want to rinse them off first before putting them back so they don't catch on until after they've brushed their teeth.

Hmm interesting idea about the spray bottle of fish sauce.

Also interesting are the Icy Hot and raw chicken ideas.

I will have to ponder these over carefully.

 

[Juddog]

Hmm interesting idea about the spray bottle of fish sauce.

Also interesting are the Icy Hot and raw chicken ideas.

I will have to ponder these over carefully.

I personally guarantee you that the "liquid ass" smells worse than spraying a bottle of fish sauce.

 

[iRONic]

I live with 3 girls. I wouldn't call making out with their boyfriends revenge.

You'll never get over on those women. Why? Because you're a PUSSY!

Your lot in life is forever set. Deal.

 

[tynopik]

this may have been on the bodybuilding forums, don't recall, but there was a group of guys who liked to prank each other by hiding turds around the apartment

(I didn't get it then and I don't get it now)

Anyways, one day one of the crazier ones announced that he had hidden one and just couldn't contain his laughter. So they searched all the 'usual' places. Under their pillows. Behind the vents. In their shampoo bottles**

A couple weeks went by and they never found it so they just assumed he was joking.

Then one day he was getting some buttery spread out of the tub and noticed a brown streak. The roommate had popped all the spread out of the tub and put a turd at the bottom and repacked the tub so they didn't notice.

 

[Muse]

You know, you don't really want to get into revenge wars, it's a lose-lose situation. One of my past roommates put superglue in the front door lock. Nice. Could be the same guy who broke a window on purpose (I still find shards outside and curse his sorry ass). He also locked his room and left his TV on, the sonofabitch.

Fighting with smells is just nefarious, don't go there. Find some way to defuse the situation.

 

[jupiter57]

this may have been on the bodybuilding forums, don't recall, but there was a group of guys who liked to prank each other by hiding turds around the apartment

(I didn't get it then and I don't get it now)

Anyways, one day one of the crazier ones announced that he had hidden one and just couldn't contain his laughter** So they searched all the 'usual' places** Under their pillows** Behind the vents** In their shampoo bottles**

A couple weeks went by and they never found it so they just assumed he was joking**

Then one day he was getting some buttery spread out of the tub and noticed a brown streak** The roommate had popped all the spread out of the tub and put a turd at the bottom and repacked the tub so they didn't notice**

This!
This is pure genius!

(I would never do this, but LOL at the pure devilishness)

 

[BurnItDwn]

Watch "Amelie" for some ideas ....

 

[Spungo]

I live with 3 girls. I wouldn't call making out with their boyfriends revenge.

Look through the trash and see which brand of condoms the girls use. Buy some condoms that are a different brand and a different color. Jack off into the condoms, tie them in a knot and save the condom wrapper. When you expect the girls and their boyfriends to come over, put the used condom and condom wrapper in the garbage can (or under some clothes) in their room. Their boyfriend will take notice and flip the hell out.

 

[Saint Nick]

You should dump cottage cheese all over everything, everywhere.