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tokie

tokie

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So many of you have heard some of the stories already (cottage cheese). I have come to the point where I will now seek revenge.

This morning I woke up to take a leak. I open the toilet lid and have the crap scared out of me by a mouse in the toilet. Wait a second, that's no mouse. That's a gigantic disgusting hairball coughed up by a human.

Then I go to the kitchen and find my frying pan (dirty from a late night cooking snack) and dirty kitchen towels hidden inside my rice cooker. This now happens on a daily basis (I always leave a frying pan on the stove because it is always used -- and always cleaned). Yet they leave disgusting animal dung coffee pots on the counter so it can't be that. The weird part is I am a clean person.

I have decided after my 9 weeks remaining here, that I will get revenge. I will plot patiently for these next weeks. I do not want to cause them financial harm (although I will be leaving the country so they have no recourse -- I also have no lease agreement, I just hand over cash).

What I want is them to think "what the hell is that smell and where is it coming from?". So far my ideas include leaving a turd mixed with vomit in a ziploc bag somewhere in the apartment where these short human beings cannot reach. Any better ideas?
 
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tokie said:
So many of you have heard some of the stories already (cottage cheese). I have come to the point where I will now seek revenge.

This morning I woke up to take a leak. I open the toilet lid and have the crap scared out of me by a mouse in the toilet. Wait a second, that's no mouse. That's a gigantic disgusting hairball coughed up by a human.

Then I go to the kitchen and find my frying pan (dirty from a late night cooking snack) and dirty kitchen towels hidden inside my rice cooker. This now happens on a daily basis (I always leave a frying pan on the stove because it is always used -- and always cleaned). Yet they leave disgusting animal dung coffee pots on the counter so it can't be that. The weird part is I am a clean person.

I have decided after my 9 weeks remaining here, that I will get revenge. I will plot patiently for these next weeks. I do not want to cause them financial harm (although I will be leaving the country so they have no recourse -- I also have no lease agreement, I just hand over cash).

What I want is them to think "what the hell is that smell and where is it coming from?". So far my ideas include leaving a turd mixed with vomit in a ziploc bag somewhere in the apartment where these short human beings cannot reach. Any better ideas?
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You quit your no soap experiment? That idea sounds like pretty good revenge.
 
HendrixFan

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Can of tuna works well too. Open one of the AC vents in the room and shove that can way back in there (while open obviously). Screw the vent back on and let it slowly get worse and worse.
 
tokie

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Just went in the kitchen after coming home from work and it's now there again.

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What's stupid is those aren't even my towels and I don't use them.
 
tokie

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Meanwhile, this disgusting animal dung coffee is allowed to grace the presence of the kitchen counter for days without being moved.

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tokie

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I've decided the following:

1) Poop in a ziploc bag
2) Piss in a jar
3) Can of tuna

Will all go in a vent before I move out.

Great success for all? They are too short to reach the vent without a chair.
 
bigrash

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tokie said:
I've decided the following:

1) Poop in a ziploc bag
2) Piss in a jar
3) Can of tuna

Will all go in a vent before I move out.

Great success for all? They are too short to reach the vent without a chair.
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You call that success? Try making out with their girlfriends or something. That would be revenge.
 
ElFenix

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shave a an eighth to a quarter of an inch off the heel of each of their left-foot shoes.
 
Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

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If there's a drain somewhere that is barely used or just a floor drain that does not get anything flow in it, use a plunger or shop vac to clear the P trap. Will start to smell like sewage.

If they're not smart they wont think of checking all the P traps to make sure there's water.

Can also throw an onion in the return duct with the rest of that stuff.
 
EagleKeeper

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ElFenix said:
shave a an eighth to a quarter of an inch off the heel of each of their left-foot shoes.
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Do the same to the chairs.

That way they will feel very unsteady trying to get to the vent.

Also, put one "present" outside the vent where it could be found within a stink time. this way it becomes a double; they will have initially found the "issue" and will not be looking for more.
 
tokie

tokie

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EagleKeeper said:
Do the same to the chairs.

That way they will feel very unsteady trying to get to the vent.

Also, put one "present" outside the vent where it could be found within a stink time. this way it becomes a double; they will have initially found the "issue" and will not be looking for more.
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I think I will do this, and also try to make as big of a collection of jars I can.

They will be distributed in numerous locations so even when they think they solved the odor it comes right back.
 
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