How to get a REALLY close shave (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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(For those that say "I don't get it" THINK ABOUT IT!!!)

 

[InverseOfNeo]

:Q

 

[psydancerqt]

gross

 

[toekramp]

i will mark that up as the first joke i have laughed at on ATOT 🙂

 

[Aharami]

aw man. im eatin lunch now!!!

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Alright, the guy is sucking on a ball that other people have pooped out.. but how does that make the shave any closer?

 

[samgau]

Man... that was aweful.... and funny....

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Alright, the guy is sucking on a ball that other people have pooped out.. but how does that make the shave any closer?

Feel your cheek, now put your tongue against your cheek and push it out. Now feel your cheek again. Notice how your beard feels different when the skin is stretched out? (assuming of course you HAVE hair on your cheek)

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Alright, the guy is sucking on a ball that other people have pooped out.. but how does that make the shave any closer?

It must make the cheek shaped in a better way for shaving.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Alright, the guy is sucking on a ball that other people have pooped out.. but how does that make the shave any closer?

Feel your cheek, now put your tongue against your cheek and push it out. Now feel your cheek again. Notice how your beard feels different when the skin is stretched out? (assuming of course you HAVE hair on your cheek)

I guess. That just doesn't make much sense to me - if it's a small ball, then only one small spot on his face would get a closer shave. It's just too vague, doesn't make sense to me.

So the whole point of the joke is that he's sucking on a poop-marinated ball.

Bah, jokes suck when you analyze them 😉

 

[CaseTragedy]

sick