How to get a 'beat up look' with out getting 'really hurt'?

[imported_goku]

How do I go about doing this? I don't want to actually lose teeth nor do I want to lose too many brain cells/get a concussion, or have a broken jaw, so I guess essentially brusing...

 

[moshquerade]

you want to look beat up so that chick won't think you are hot anymore and yell it out during class? or so you can look tough wandering around the mall?

 

[Minerva]

Watch fight club and don't discuss it further.

 

[Eli]

Makeup?

 

[Howard]

Fall down the stairs. Hm, put a paper bag over your face.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you want to look beat up so that chick won't think you are hot anymore and yell it out during class? or so you can look tough wandering around the mall?

Neither. (Long story)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: goku
How do I go about doing this? I don't want to actually lose teeth nor do I want to lose too many brain cells/get a concussion, or have a broken jaw, so I guess essentially brusing...

Cutting does a better job and is usually more fatal as well, emoboy.

 

[her209]

1. Get naked.
2. Give friends baseball bat.
3. ...
4. Profit.

 

[MichaelD]

WTF?

You want "the beat up look" eh? :roll: There's only one way to get it; pain. You can do it yourself or have someone do it for you.

Most of the physical work involved in obtaining "the look" involves the physical contact of your face, with a harder object. Like a fist, wall, broomstick, tire iron, tree branch or brick heaved through the air.

To save time: Smack your face off the desk. Try to turn to the left or right as this will save your nose from flattening and its' cartillage going up into your nasal cavities.

ps
Your sig says "People inherit stupidity." Apparently, you know this to be true.

 

[mayonnaise]

Borrow your mom/sisters shadows and pick an eye. As for blood - look for halloween stores or something, if that fails ketchup FTW!~

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: goku
How do I go about doing this? I don't want to actually lose teeth nor do I want to lose too many brain cells/get a concussion, or have a broken jaw, so I guess essentially brusing...

Cutting does a better job and is usually more fatal as well, emoboy.

Again, not my reason (Long story). I'm not emo, I don't like goths/punk wanna be's/emos etc.. because I think they're hypocrites...

 

[HardcoreRobot]

chop your head off at the neck

it looks bad but its just cosmetic

report back when you are done

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'll kick your ass for free.

- M4H

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'll kick your ass for free.

- M4H

:heart:

 

[imported_bum]

This is for a movie project or something I hope?

 

[dmw16]

I think the reason behind your question should be required.

Explanation or Ban!

 

[Number1]

Dip your face in an acid bath.
Wear gogles.
Repeat if needed.
Please post before/after shot.


Lets see some before pics now. Maybe you don't need anny improvements.

 

[JDrake]

.... wtf

 

[mwtgg]

Start making out with your best friend. If he beats your ass, problem solved. If you two keep going, well, enjoy, I guess.

On second though, I doubt you have any friends, so just rent the movie "Liar, Liar" and figure it out for yourself.

 

[Ika]

take sandpaper and sand off a little bit of your skin (depends on how deep you want to go, if you dont want it to hurt at all then just make sure the skin is rough and not broken), then take dark dirt and rub it into your skin. repeat as necessary.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
ps
Your sig says "People inherit stupidity." Apparently, you know this to be true.

:thumbsup:

 

[sourceninja]

Get a bunch of friends and lay on a bed, then give them tube socks with a bar of soap in each. Everyone gets 10 wacks.

Or walk into a MMA gym or boxing gym and slap the instructor.

This still makes no sense. It sounds like you lied to someone and now you want to cover it up.

 

[Compton]

Get drunk, pass out, fall down a flight of stairs FTW!

 

[imported_LoKe]

Yeah, you need to tell us this long story.

 

[darkxshade]

Quit your job, give 80% of your money away, with what's left of your cash get ahold of crack/cocaine, become an addict, wait 2 months...