how to french kiss?

[handoverfist]

Just write out the alphabet with your toungue... Wait, that's not for kissing. At least not the mouth 😉

 

[Nevada]

Originally posted by: Nik
"...Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss."

lol

 

[lrad50]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Give her the shocker when you're about to go in


///can't believe I'm wasting my Lifer post on this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I have a little trick called reciprical breathing, where she relaxes her throat and I breath in through her nose, through her mouth. She can do it to you too.

WTF? You breathe through HER nose???

yeah, I inhale through her mouth, air comes in her nose out her mouth and into mine

Oh. I thought you meant you blew into her nostrils. :Q

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: handoverfist
Just write out the alphabet with your toungue... Wait, that's not for kissing. At least not the mouth 😉

he won't learn that until he takes the *advanced* class.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I have a little trick called reciprical breathing, where she relaxes her throat and I breath in through her nose, through her mouth. She can do it to you too.

WTF? You breathe through HER nose???

yeah, I inhale through her mouth, air comes in her nose out her mouth and into mine

Oh. I thought you meant you blew into her nostrils. :Q

So her snot blows all over my face and goatee, Damn that's HOT! I'm gonna have to try that!

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: Nik
You're going to suck your first time. Accept it. You're going to be absolutely horrible.

The only way to learn is to do it.

Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss.

Well no, it's all personal preference. Personally, swallow your saliva, don't use too much tongue if any at all. Do a "call and response" just follow what she does and react. Every person is different.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: TheOneAndOnlyNavy

Originally posted by: iamme
ok, on a serious note.......just follow her lead, take your time, don't slobber all over her mouth, and don't ram your tongue down her throat. she'll let you know what she likes with her body language and you should do the same. this is not something you can teach online, lol.

Thats all it takes, and thats excatly what i was thinking 2.

Just giving you guys something to talk about

Your welcome

It is *really* hard to save face in a thread where you ask how to kiss... 😛

jk jk 😀 good luck..

Yeah seriously, lick my ass you're twelve years old and you just wasted my time.

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[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: Nik
You're going to suck your first time. Accept it. You're going to be absolutely horrible.

The only way to learn is to do it.

Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss.

Well no, it's all personal preference. Personally, swallow your saliva, don't use too much tongue if any at all. Do a "call and response" just follow what she does and react. Every person is different.

So what part of what I said are you disagreeing with 😕

 

[Howard]

My last gf liked it when I sucked on her tongue. Don't try it yet.

 

[Kenazo]

In my experience concentrating on the lips is more useful than the tongue.

 

[Reckoner]

OP needs practice for Bubba when he goes to the joint on that drug charge

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Howard
My last gf liked it when I sucked on her tongue. Don't try it yet.

I liked doing that to my ex. I think she liked it too.

 

[EKKC]

this a parody? cuz teh funneh is not found

if this is real, then just fight her tongue with yours. like tongue wrestling. but just try whatever floats your boat

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Give her the shocker when you're about to go in


///can't believe I'm wasting my Lifer post on this

I thought it was worth it...

 

[drinkmorejava]

screw the kissing, why not just go all the way.

 

[astrocase]

It's called forplay.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
screw the kissing, why not just go all the way.

maybe that is all the way for him this lifetime, seeing how the OP seeks advice from ATOT

 

[clickynext]

Depends on if you're doing it with a girl, or are gay and doing it with a guy.

 

[tranceport]

Leave lots of spit in her mouth. She'll love it.

 

[Throwmeabone]

Originally posted by: astrocase
It's called forplay.

No, it's called foreplay.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Throwmeabone

Originally posted by: astrocase
It's called forplay.

No, it's called foreplay.

No its called furplay.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: tranceport
Vomit in her mouth. She'll love it.

Disturbingly kinky. I'll have to try that. 😉

 

[Baked]

Have you watched pr0n yet?

 

[astrocase]

I knew it looked funny.