How to fish for bass

[MommysLittleMonster]

1. Attach a large worm to your hook
2. Dip it in the water and dangle it in front of the bass
3. The bass will look away and it will not seem interested
4. Tap the worm on the bass's head repeatedly
5. Keep doing this and piss the fish off
6. The bass will bite the worm

 

[MoPHo]

or you could be old school and use a spear.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Negatibe. Cast in "coved" water with bread as your bait.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Just suck out all the water in the lake stupid.

 

[amcdonald]

Or you could just put on your rob and wizard hat, and cast an enchant bass spell.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Just suck out all the water in the lake stupid.

Fvck why didn't I think of that. Where is the :I'm a dumbass; emoticon;?

 

[PaidLess]

or you could set up some cages and catch some eels while ur at it ... put some chicken or something in the cage

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
Or you could just put on your rob and wizard hat, and cast an enchant bass spell.

robe bitch, robe

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: amcdonald
Or you could just put on your rob and wizard hat, and cast an enchant bass spell.

robe bitch, robe

Nope, it's rob. look it up.

 

[biostud]

dynamite == winner

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Blow up a couple sticks of dynamite in the stream or lake where you are fishing.

 

[loic2003]

Crossbow w/ reel & barbed bolt.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
or you could be old school and use dynamite.

fixed

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: biostud
dynamite == winner

dohs, beat me

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick
Blow up a couple sticks of dynamite in the stream or lake where you are fishing.

<<< uncreative 2x

 

[moshquerade]

i caught you a delicious bass

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
4. Tap the worm on the bass's head repeatedly
5. Keep doing this and piss the fish off

LOL! I love the head tapping method!

 

[MrYAK]

Hey mosh, want to play me in tetherball?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I just about cought a largemouth bass with my hands on Sunday.

I was scuba diving in a quarry and swam right up to 3 or 4 of them...they just sorta looked at me. I reached out and grabbed one by the tail, but it bucked and got out of my reach before I could kick my fins.

 

[SagaLore]

Or, you could buy some lures from Hawg Buster Bait Company.

 

[Summitdrinker]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
1. Attach a large worm to your hook
2. Dip it in the water and dangle it in front of the bass
3. The bass will look away and it will not seem interested
4. Tap the worm on the bass's head repeatedly
5. Keep doing this and piss the fish off
6. The bass will bite the worm

I have done this it works, if you can see the fish, esp. if there spawning, but it's against the law and not nice. I did this a few times when I was a kid, not anymore

 

[shilala]

Torture them long enough and they'll hit anything.
The big fat mama's are makin nests right now. They'll be out of season soon. This is the time of year we catch the most of the big ones up here.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MrYAK
Hey mosh, want to play me in tetherball?

would i be jealous of your tetherball skills?