How to eliminate street racing.

[Demon-Xanth]

Many people are injured or killed in street racing so to prevent street racing we'll eliminate the use of race cars on the street. By doing this we will outlaw the following:
Wings
Spoilers
Turbochargers
Roll cages
Carbon fiber body parts
8000HP engines

After all, who needs a race car to commute?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Many people are injured or killed in street racing so to prevent street racing we'll eliminate the use of race cars on the street. By doing this we will outlaw the following:
Wings
Spoilers
Turbochargers
Roll cages
Carbon fiber body parts
8000HP engines

After all, who needs a race car to commute?

BAN!!!

 

[K1052]

Sounds logical to me.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

:evil:'s advocate.

 

[Kraeji]

Wing and spoilers, carbon fiber, roll cages don't make cars faster

If you are trying to make streets safer make people take a drivers education class so these soccer moms and other incompetent drivers can learn how to drive

 

[clamum]

NOSSSSS

 

[wedi42]

don't forget to ban type R stickers.

 

[alexeikgb]

To make the streets safer we need to outlaw the elderly drivers since they buy huge cars and can't even see over the steering wheel.... plus they're OLD

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Many people are injured or killed in street racing so to prevent street racing we'll eliminate the use of race cars on the street. By doing this we will outlaw the following:
Wings
Spoilers
Turbochargers
Roll cages
Carbon fiber body parts
8000HP engines

After all, who needs a race car to commute?

No, no, no. You had a good start, but to really make it equal to the uselessness of the AWB, you need to ban the following:

- Wings/Spoilers
- Altezzas
- Aftermarket lighting
- Neon Anything
- Seat and seatbelt covers
- Windshield banners
- Decals
- Carbon fiber
- Fartcans

Turbochargers don't actually increase performance, in keeping with the precident set by the AWB. It's those damn 3" exhaust tips that really make all the r@w p0wAr, so we'll ban those.

- M4H

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Kraeji
Wing and spoilers, carbon fiber, roll cages don't make cars faster

If you are trying to make streets safer make people take a drivers education class so these soccer moms and other incompetent drivers can learn how to drive

So if they don't need them why should they be legal?

 

[JulesMaximus]

What's next? You'll ban red cars because they look racy? :roll:

 

[CVSiN]

Um you do realize peeps will race anything with wheels regardless of horsepower dont you?
peeps have been racign since the dawn of time... you can ban all you want
but Humans like to race things...
ive watched 2 stock Geos race before... talk about comical...
at the race track during fun ford weekend I SH1T you not... one of my opponants in bracket racing was a ford powered armored car....
he was given a 19 sec head start on my 10 second mustang... and I still beat him =-p

so ban all you want it wont solve anything..

 

[jpeyton]

You can street race in a early-90's Honda. It's not like they're taking it around a track; even 70MPH in a neighborhood is plenty fast for a street race, and any econo-car can do that.

 

[Cable God]

Originally posted by: clamum
NOSSSSS

It is already. If you get caught around here with the feed line connected to the bottle, no matter if the valve is open or not, instant $500 fine.

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
What's next? You'll ban red cars because they look racy? :roll:

hahahah

 

[GasX]

If this is a parody, it is the worst parody ever.
If this is just a joke, it is the worst joke ever.
If this is an actual sentiment of yours, you need to stop sniffing glue.

 

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
What's next? You'll ban red cars because they look racy? :roll:

hahahah

or the toyota celica, it is fast even when its not moving (commercial memories).

 

[HardcoreRobot]

only way to get people to stop racing is to cut off the balls of every male

this thread has my seal of retardedness

 

[Phoenix86]

Come on people, this is a parody of the AWB.

Your sarcasm meters need calibration.

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
If this is a parody, it is the worst parody ever.
If this is just a joke, it is the worst joke ever.
If this is an actual sentiment of yours, you need to stop sniffing glue.

Read up on the Assault Weapons Ban.

 

[cyclistca]

Originally posted by: alexeikgb
To make the streets safer we need to outlaw the elderly drivers since they buy huge cars and can't even see over the steering wheel.... plus they're OLD

Like your never going to get OLD. Your probably going to be complaining the loudest when then take away you license. :roll:

You got to love people you generalize.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

*whistles*

 

[CVSiN]

um didnt the AWB end?
so wtf? who cares...

 

[SunnyD]

To eliminate street car racing first you have to eliminate street car racers.

In this sense, the assault weapons ban being lifted may alleviate this issue.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Check the state laws in various states. Namely a large one full of lawyers. ONE AWB ended. Not all of them.