How to Eat Ramen Like a Pro

[Lyfer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlezSiH_1KY

You're doing it all wrong!

 

[OverVolt]

I prefer real food.

 

[blankslate]

When I eat ramen I drop an egg in it and some cabbage... also I boil off much of the water.

Sometimes I add peas or onions.


Old habits die hard I guess.



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[waggy]

i like to drop a egg in it and depending on the flavor i put in chicken or beef.

 

[Eug]

 

[Kaido]

I had a roommate once who ate it dry, right out of the package. Like a candybar D:

 

[swanysto]

That is disgusting. Plain ramen is the best with some egg and chicken.

 

[Kadarin]

I solved this problem by never eating ramen.

 

[Eug]

Luckily there are some actual ramen restaurants in town. Much better quality obviously.

 

[WelshBloke]

We're at a point where people need 12 minute instructional videos in how to make instant noodles?

Also processed cheese slices and ranch dressing. Really?

 

[zinfamous]

I had a roommate once who ate it dry, right out of the package. Like a candybar D:

A good friend of mine does that. (or used to)

I don't get it.

 

[eng2d2]

dont get it either. They sprinkle the flavoring and eat the noodle dry.

 

[Paladin3]

I had a cellmate once who would take two slices of bread, crush a pack of dry Ramen between them, sprinkle on the flavor pack and eat that dry. On occasion he would add a Hershey bar or dry cocoa mix.

Crime doesn't pay, kids.

 

[Krazy4Real]

wtf... that's stupid.

 

[zinfamous]

dont get it either. They sprinkle the flavoring and eat the noodle dry.

ikr? The only thing about that meal that is in any way good for you--the water--is the part that they are neglecting.

 

[BoomerD]

The "professional" way to eat ramen is to just throw the nasty shit in the trash...Don't open the package...don't add water...don't cook...just throw it in the trash.

 

[Kaido]

A good friend of mine does that. (or used to)

I don't get it.

I tried it because he said it was good. I could hardly swallow one bite, it was so dang dry haha.

But then again, there are those people who like those ultra-dry cookies that come in the round tin at Christmas, so to each his own I guess...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[Kaido]

Looks like I'm signing off the Internet early today 😱

 

[sandorski]

We're at a point where people need 12 minute instructional videos in how to make instant noodles?

Also processed cheese slices and ranch dressing. Really?

If I had to choose between the 2, that's the one I would do. Personally I just add some broccoli or a mix of vegetables that include broccoli.

 

[DigDog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlezSiH_1KY

You're doing it all wrong!

12 minute video no way. i've got doctor who to watch.

 

[sandorski]

I had a roommate once who ate it dry, right out of the package. Like a candybar D:

I usually take a nibble of the noodles, cause they are crunchy and taste good. My Sis-inlaw makes a salad with dry ramen, cabbage, shredded chicken, and a vinaigrette dressing that's really tasty. The ramen softens a bit, but stays crunchy.

 

[Leros]

Is this a joke? Fake cheese and ranch? Disgusting.

 

[waggy]

Is this a joke? Fake cheese and ranch? Disgusting.

i agree. it looked fucking disgusting.

 

[zinfamous]

The "professional" way to eat ramen is to just throw the nasty shit in the trash...Don't open the package...don't add water...don't cook...just throw it in the trash.

but then you've wasted 15 cents!