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How to eat a Pound of Butter

lol, that was fucking stupid funny

wait a tick, he didn't finish, there was a little left on his plate

I feel cheated
 
As a young child I used to sneak to the kitchen after my parents put me to bed and eat butter. One night, I ate an entire stick of butter. After that I developed a severe distaste for it and only use it in cooking.
 
Not many people can handle that much saturated fat. He must have grown up giving frequent oral sex to the Hamburgler.
 
Wow.. the steak one was crazy, he coughs up a big chunk of steak and then just eats it again.
 
Butter is on sale at our local grocery store that we frequent when we shop for groceries like butter. $0.99/lb. I bought 5 lbs on Tuesday and another 6 lbs today. Might buy more tomorrow. It freezes. There is a lot of comfort in knowing there is 11 lbs of butter in the freezer.
 
Originally posted by: ironwing
Butter is on sale at our local grocery store that we frequent when we shop for groceries like butter. $0.99/lb. I bought 5 lbs on Tuesday and another 6 lbs today. Might buy more tomorrow. It freezes. There is a lot of comfort in knowing there is 11 lbs of butter in the freezer.

That's pretty damn cheap. Around here cheapest it gets is $1.50/lb. The one day it was $0.99/lb there was an Indian family filling a shopping cart with butter. I grabbed ~4, when I left their cart was half full and still going up.

Butter is awesome.
 
Originally posted by: jjsole
what is that, about 500g of fat?? I think there is 14g per tbsp...

Seeing how 1 lb = 454g and assuming butter is 100% fat, I think there's at most 454g of fat in there.
 
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