How to avoid sending dirty texts to wrong person?

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  1. Anubis

    Anubis No Lifer

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    look at who you are sending texts to
    not that hard
     
  2. Raduque

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    ^this.

    Just be more attentive. Slow down a little. I've NEVER sent a text to somebody that I meant to send to somebody else.
     
  3. EagleKeeper

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    GF number not put on good phone.
    Good number not given to GF
     
  4. tynopik

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  5. OVerLoRDI

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    My fail texts.

    1. "I love you" sent to the wrong girl
    She loved me too :eek:

    2. "Life is expensive and shit" sent to my landlady
    She asked if this was going to make rent hard for me to pay

    3. "WTF is up with this girl, I think she must be unbalanced" sent to said girl
    She raged like none other.

    Unrelated, one of my other favorite text exchanges went down with one of my Ex GFs. I had lost all my contacts on my phone and I never memorized her number. She sent me a text message commenting about an old car that reminded her of a car I once owned.

    ex: I just saw an old Trooper
    Me: Who is this?
    ex: One of your Exs
    Me: Which one?

    The fallout went something like this: I hate you! I'm a lesbian now! You suck! etc... defriended me on facebook. It was so worth it.
     
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  6. Dulanic

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    Can't believe not one person has said the obvious..... USE GOOGLE VOICE! Completely different app/phone #. Unless you're afraid Google will track you're imaginary sexual positions :)
     
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  7. SagaLore

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    Don't mix mobile devices between work and personal.
     
  8. Maximilian

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    If thats the extent of your dirty text you have fook all to worry about :eek:
     
  9. thraashman

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    This baffles me. I've never sent a text to the wrong person. I can't imagine how absentminded one would have to be to do such.
     
  10. silverpig

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    One solution is to not text. Instead, install a separate messaging app (whatsapp, or maybe something more obscure) that only you two use.
     
  11. sigurros81

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    This thread needs pics.
     
  12. xanis

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    I think we need pics of your girlfriend to give you quality suggestions.
     
  13. HomerJS

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    Maybe offering to finger your boss will get you a raise
     
  14. SagaLore

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    I'm not sure he swings that way
     
  15. pelov

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    If you're going to send cock pics, why are you holding out on us?
     
  16. Jeff7

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    If you were really good, you could make those wrong numbers into right numbers.
     
  17. SagaLore

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  18. Imp

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    Use ambiguous but suggestive word replacements... Maybe you will help clean her carpets tomorrow?
     
  19. aj654987

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    idk why you are doing that if you are already together.

    cant you just say hey you want to meet up or hey are you free tonight and if you are both really that horny that should get the point across enough
     
  20. gorcorps

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    You're assuming she exists, and they're not just pen pals, AND he doesn't just cream his britches immediately in her mere presence. That's a lot to assume here on AT
     
  21. Xcobra

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    This thread delivers :D
     
  22. Rudee

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    OP is clearly an idiot. Do you also need help cutting your meat too?
     
  23. senttoschool

    senttoschool Golden Member

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    I love how everyone is labeled "clearly an idiot" at least once on the internet. :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jeeebus

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    I'll bet good money your number is far above the "at least once."
     
  25. NikolaeVarius

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    Probably a high schooler or something.