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How to Arrest Yourself

LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part. 😛
 
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
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Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
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Yes, that it what it is supposed to say. This is a form for arresting yourself for commiting a crime. It's a program in East Point, GA.
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
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THIS FORM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY *

at the bottom
 
You have been owned, please follow the instructions below..

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

XXXXX
XXXXX <---- (Bible)
XXXXX
XXXXX
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😀
 
Originally posted by: Rallispec
Originally posted by: maziwanka
did they even read what they wrote????

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.
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THIS FORM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY *

at the bottom
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i never bothered to read anything past what i originally quoted. i guess i paid for that.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part. 😛
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Hehehe. Yeah, I worked in East Point. Not exactly Dunwoody.
 
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: Fausto
LMAO...I recall this program on the news a while back. It's extra funny if you know what a shithole East Point is for the most part. 😛
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Hehehe. Yeah, I worked in East Point. Not exactly Dunwoody.
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It's actually about 1,395,023x nicer than it used to be. Gentrification has begun.

 
That's funny... I belive every state/province should have one of these even if used for nothing more then entertainment 🙂
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

One of the plea options is "Too drunk to pick."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome!!

and: If you attempt to escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

hahaha. These cops rock.
 
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