how the heck do women think...

[AreaCode707]

Hey, don't go blaming just the women now. She's the emotional equivelant to this guy

 

[Soggysocks]

You haven't got anything new on any of us guys! Men have been trying to figurre that out since Adam and Eve! If you do figure it out....let us other guys in on the secret ....please :light: :beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[brentman]

Originally posted by: Soggysocks
You haven't got anything new on any of us guys! Men have been trying to figurre that out since Adam and Eve! If you do figure it out....let us other guys in on the secret ....please :light: :beer::beer::beer::beer:

Speaking of Adam and Eve....

Adam asked God for a partner, he was lonely in Eden all alone. So God offers to create a partner for Adam, one who will absolutely complete him, make him happy day and night, make life wonderful. All if will cost him is one arm and one leg. Adam thinks about it and then says "One arm and one leg? What can I get for a rib?"

HA, had to say it. I'm having female troubles as well, that joke(even the short short version ^ ) makes me laugh about it tho.

 

[Sid59]

that girl has a few screws loose. Drop the screw driver and don't screw her in no more.

 

[hans007]

Originally posted by: Rastro
She was with you in Vegas for two weeks before breaking up with the ex.
She whored behind his back so she will do the same to you eventually.
You'll be sitting there dumbfounded when you're cheated on and not understand why.
Tell her to get lost period.

actually she was one of my compiler class partners and like 6 of us went for like 2 days. i already told her to get her stuff straight.

man, i didnt know most people would think she's totally nuts. man i really have bad luck, no normal women in sight.

 

[ElFenix]

eh, sounds like shes confused.

 

[4Lclovergirl]

All I have to say it's girls like her who give women a bad rap. There are some out there that make sense. Sme women think like men, so are predictible, and some are freaks. They are as unique as men are.

BTW, I think this person needs to be on her own for awhile, do you really want to jump right into a new relationship? How long was she with her old boy? Look at other things in her life right now. And maybe she is nuts, looking at the way she talks, lol.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: hans007
sorry i am just frustrated.

i go to vegas with girl.

girl is all over me for 2 weeks.

girl breaks up with her boyfriend (notice how this comes second).

all hell breaks loose and her life falls apart (and i quote, she says "its like my cpu is overheating and i need to turn it off but i cant")

a week later girl says she's uncomfortable with me and we should be FRIENDS (the word that brings death).

i ask her why it took 3 weeks for her to realize this and she says i dunno (her response, again i quote "its like a voltage threshold and it finally was high enough to register a 1")

hans drinks 15 shots of alcohol and passes out with other friends.

days pass...

me and girl decide to go clubbing first time for both of us.

she says she's cant dance and only rarely does with guys she's very comfortable with.

we go clubbing.

girl is all over me and dancing like a freak looking very comfortable.

the next day girl avoids me and wont talk.

wtf. arraghghgghghghg

if i ever understand women, i will know everything because understanding women is the most complicated problem ever.

This is a story about an immature GIRL, not a woman.

Just thought I'd let you know, there IS a difference...

Once again my internet soul-mate speaks my exact thoughts in 25 words or less.

That chick is as immature as it gets. She wants to make all the withdrawals out of the bank w/o depositing anything.

If you're fine w/that, then hit it, hit it good, hit it hard, make her call you Big Daddy Puffinstuff and call it a night. Other than that, you're just setting yourself up for many a night of cryin' in da'beer.

 

[SagaLore]

Maybe she's a bipolar alcoholic.

 

[LunarRay]

Hans007,

All people "think" or "act" using the same basic principles... What you see that frustrates you is perhaps a variance in the maturity levels of the folks involved.. Since you can only change you... if you would want to... forget about the failure to understand the "acts" of others.. Be secure in yourself... expose yourself to life... along the way you'll find compatability... if that is what you want... Our genes and our enviornment control... and each is differn't. But, it goes a long way toward explaining behavior.

 

[StormRider]

You are so lucky to have a girl that talks like an EE major!!!!!