How the crap can you have a 1 month anniversary?

Beau

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an·ni·ver·sa·ry
n. pl. an·ni·ver·sa·ries
The annually recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance.


an·nu·al
adj.
Recurring, done, or performed every year; yearly

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MichaelD

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Hah! Glad to see I'm not the only one that gets miffed by that crap!

Typical ATOT thread:

GF and I together two months, tomorrow!!! What to get her for anniversary?

Oh, I dunno; how about a spanking for being a good girl? :p When you've been together one whole year, then come back and ask.

More--> :p
 

XZeroII

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I could never understand how people can remember their 1 month aniversary, or 6 month aniversary, or 1 year even. I have trouble remembering what today is, much less what happened a year ago. Next thing you know, there will be a 243rd day aniversary, then 244th day aniversary, then 245th, etc... Where will it end???
 

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Please,as bad as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods would be in order.

Why not just plan a special evening at home,it needn't cost anyything,geez, like it's gonna kill you to be attentive to a girl?
 

Beau

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Please,as bad as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods would be in order.

Why not just plan a special evening at home,it needn't cost anyything,geez, like it's gonna kill you to be attentive to a girl?

Not complaining about having monthly "celebrations" - Just making fun of people who use "anniversary" for monthly things.

Ohhh... Gotta pay my car payment. It's my 1 month anniversary from when I paid it last
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FoBoT

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods...

:Q
i will have to google that one :p

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Why not just plan a special evening at home,it needn't cost anyything,geez, like it's gonna kill you to be attentive to a girl?

great, come in here offering reasonable advice, off with your head!!!! ;)
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Please,as bad as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods would be in order.

Why not just plan a special evening at home,it needn't cost anyything,geez, like it's gonna kill you to be attentive to a girl?

My guess: Girls who want to celebrate a 1 month anniversary, and guys who will go along with it are probably in high school. Therefore, a special evening at home would probably include the 'rents... Fun.

Ask her when you're gonna get YOUR present for one of these anniversaries ;) :D
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Please,as bad as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods would be in order.

Why not just plan a special evening at home,it needn't cost anyything,geez, like it's gonna kill you to be attentive to a girl?

My guess: Girls who want to celebrate a 1 month anniversary, and guys who will go along with it are probably in high school. Therefore, a special evening at home would probably include the 'rents... Fun.

Ask her when you're gonna get YOUR present for one of these anniversaries ;) :D

LOL,Don't you remember? TGG posted about how he needed to slow down the sex?

Hahaha,this place cracks me up sometimes:)
 

Lonyo

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Pah, poor blokes who have to do small anniverseries. I didn't even have to bother with Valentines day, because according to my girl
"You shouldn't need to be told to be nice to your partner".
Which is a very true point.
Maybe people should be more spontanious, maybe a 13 1/2 week anniversary, just to be different?
 

Sealy

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Because they are only 15 and still in high school, and their relationships will probably not even make it a year! You gotta make the most of it!:)
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: Sealy
Because they are only 15 and still in high school, and their relationships will probably not even make it a year! You gotta make the most of it!:)

Heh, how true.
1 month was a record for me one time, now going strong finally, but when your 15, one month is kinda something, cos your never going to do the year.
 

Beau

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You guys are missing the point of the thread.

It is IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A ONE-MONTH ANNIVERSARY. ANNIVERSARIES ARE ANNUALLY OCCURING!

I'm not trying to get out anything, nor am I complaining about going out with my girl to celebrate being together for another month. I'm just complaining about the misuse of the word "anniversary."

That is all.
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Please,as bad as some of you dudes are I'd think weekly offerings to the Pussy Gods would be in order.
Oh yes, I am always mindful of the supplier of the source of all pussy in my life.

The first commandment is "Thou shalt be good to thy supplier of thine pussy"

Hopper
 

Ciber

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Answer to this as well as all other questions having anything to do with women is:


Women are crazy!



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Nitemare

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Would you rather have a one year anniversary
of the first time you met,
first date,
first time you kissed,
first time you made love,
first time you held hands,
first time you said the L word,
first time you held hands,...


etc...?
 

Dufman

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i just read this thread because you siad one of my fav line

how the crap

anyway.
buy her a lollipop, and get on with you. you cant with the aniversery debate