How terrible is this?

[Injury]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
OP, you're an ass. Your roomate's request may or may not be stupid, but it's her property and you have no right to touch it. Equate her request with her saying "you may not use my crockpot". She could say you're only allowed to cook rhinosaurus meat in the crockpot for all it matters and you should respect it because it's her property. It would be stupid and ridiculous, but you not respecting her property is even more stupid and ridiculous.

Once again, I'm not the OP, nor do my statements imply that I did anything with anyone's crockpot.

 

[biggestmuff]

Worst update ever

 

[dighn]

what a bastard :laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: illusion88
So my roommate got a crock pot for Christmas from her boyfriend. She told us then that she would like to be the first person to use it. Earlier today it was still in it's plastic wrapping. She is now out of town.

I was eating a carrot downstairs while my roommate is playing some COD4, and I mention how good carrots are. He goes on to talk about how good they are in pot roast, slow cooked over 10 hours with a huge hunk of meat and onions and everything. We look at each other with the same idea, we need to make some pot roast.

So we go off to the store, purchase all the ingredients and set this thing up. The idea is to cook our roast, clean the crock pot and put it back in the box so she is never the wiser. The kicker is, she is vegan. This roast has meat + milk in it (milk is for the cream of mushroom soup that we put in it). So we are using her crock pot for the first time to cook meat and dairy products. Bad idea or worst idea?

I guess it doesn't matter now, we are committed. In about 9 hours it will be done and ready for consumption. It's a scumbag move, but dammit that crock pot has been tempting me since she got it.

UPDATE:

She knows nothing!

You suck. :|

 

[Finalnight]

sounds like a modern retelling of "stone soup"

 

[Eeezee]

You'd better not tell her and you'd better pray she never finds out. Geeze dude