How smart are you?

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Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
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Congratulations! You got a score of 5!
Your Rating: Normal Intelligence

Try and do these as fast as you can -- yes they are dumb but I thought it might be fun. If anything, if you have kids have them get a stab at it.


How about you?
 

JMapleton

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Nov 19, 2008
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Any truly intelligent person knows that these tests rarely are able to detect true intelligence which is not just test taking or spatial skills.

Edit: Even moreso this is more of a test for entertainment purposes, lame.
 
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boring

"Congratulations! You got a score of 11!

Your Rating: This is not the first time you made this test!"
 

dmw16

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Any truly intelligent person knows that these tests rarely are able to detect true intelligence which is not just test taking or spatial skills.

Scored poorly, huh :)

I got a 10
 

coldmeat

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Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

I thought it was asking how long the side-effects of the pills would last.
 

JMapleton

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Originally posted by: dmw16
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Any truly intelligent person knows that these tests rarely are able to detect true intelligence which is not just test taking or spatial skills.

Scored poorly, huh :)

I got a 10

I stopped before I completed it when I quickly realized it was more for entertainment.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Only because I did it quickly. The apple question is usually phrased "YOU HAVE 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?" The answer should still be 3. I've seen every single one of these questions before.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: coldmeat
Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

I thought it was asking how long the side-effects of the pills would last.

lol
 
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SlitheryDee

Congratulations! You got a score of 8!

Your Rating: Honor Student!

lol those questions are so loaded.
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
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Congratulations! You got a score of 9!

Your Rating: This is not the first time you made this test!
 

olds

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9 right but I disagree with question 9.

9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17 8 9

The answer is 17. Some of them are dead but they are still sheep.
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Lol, I got owned to bad I won't even admit my score.

haha glad I'm not the only one :D

That's okay, we're still going to make fun you you guys! :p I You guys never ran across these types of trick questions by 3rd grade? And if you got any of them correct you should have realized, "hey, these are trick questions. I should be on the lookout for more trick questions." Fools! :p
 

RedArmy

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Mar 1, 2005
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Congratulations! You got a score of 10!

Your Rating: This is not the first time you made this test!

Whatever that means, never seen this test before o_O
 

Farang

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
9 right but I disagree with question 9.

9: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17 8 9

The answer is 17. Some of them are dead but they are still sheep.

Depends on the method of death. What if they are eaten by a giant, then the giant shits them out and then burns the shit. They are no longer sheep they are burnt shit.
 

IamElectro

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Jul 15, 2003
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"Congratulations! You got a score of 11!

Your Rating: This is not the first time you made this test!"