How should I quit my job?

[deus79]

on my last day I wanna go all out and screw with my boss
I figure I'll never see him again and I'll definatelly Never work there again
I was thinkin of dressing up just like my boss
blue formans shirt with my name on it navy blue pants and greeasy hair and a pile of papers shoved in my back pocket
and follow him around all day mocking him word for word

or I could order 20 pizzas to be delivered at lunch in his name

I need some Ideas here
but lets keep it leagle I don't wanna be hauled in cuffs

 

[tm37]

Just tell leave yes it may seem boring but it is the mature thing to do.

You never know just when you may run across that dude again.

 

[XCLAN]

i am sure you have left a great deal of good references for yerself in the future

 

[rayma2]

usualy new jobs require previous employment and that means that they will be able to contact you old boss. It probaly would be good the leave peacefully.

 

[StageLeft]

We all know you'll never do either of those things mentioned. Here is how it will go "Hi, Bob [your boss]. Um, I am not going to be working here again because, uh, I...well I um have too much school work and stuff, so I have to quit unfortunately.".

 

[amdskip]

You do realize future employers do call previous employers whether you supply the info or not.

 

[N8Magic]

Just tell leave yes it may seem boring but it is the mature thing to do.

Who said what now?

 

[MrPhelps]

Is this your first job?

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: amdskip
You do realize future employers do call previous employers whether you supply the info or not.

How do they do that? (Unless you're gonna work for the FBI)

The BEST was to quit your job on the last day is to simply not show up . . .

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
We all know you'll never do either of those things mentioned. Here is how it will go "Hi, Bob [your boss]. Um, I am not going to be working here again because, uh, I...well I um have too much school work and stuff, so I have to quit unfortunately.".

 

[jlee]

2 week notice..then quit...

 

[prodigy]

fsck you.
fsck you.
fsck you.
you're cool.
fsck you.
I'm out!

 

[Valinos]

Drop your pants and let everyone see your penis like I did at Burger King when I was in high school. What a crap job...After that I actually found a good job working at Electronics Boutique and was there for 2 years. I never put Burger King down as a reference.

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Valinos
Drop your pants and let everyone see your penis like I did...

Pics??...



...for the ladies here of course.

 

[deus79]

Of course I'll have another job before I even tell them I am quitting
I might not even tell them I'm quitting
I'm definatelly not going to leave unforgotten
and Whatever It is I'm going to do I want it to go down in the company's history books
None of that"sir I'm got another job so here's my 2 weeks notice
more like sir here are some q-tips to clean all the Sh*# out of your nose you brown nosin looser
Come on now help me out here

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: deus79
Of course I'll have another job before I even tell them I am quitting
I might not even tell them I'm quitting
I'm definatelly not going to leave unforgotten
and Whatever It is I'm going to do I want it to go down in the company's history books
None of that"sir I'm got another job so here's my 2 weeks notice
more like sir here are some q-tips to clean all the Sh*# out of your nose you brown nosin looser
Come on now help me out here

In other words, you want to be a PITA...

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: deus79
Of course I'll have another job before I even tell them I am quitting
I might not even tell them I'm quitting
I'm definatelly not going to leave unforgotten
and Whatever It is I'm going to do I want it to go down in the company's history books
None of that"sir I'm got another job so here's my 2 weeks notice
more like sir here are some q-tips to clean all the Sh*# out of your nose you brown nosin looser
Come on now help me out here

So, how old are you...6?

Get a god damn life.

 

[Derango]

Originally posted by: deus79
Of course I'll have another job before I even tell them I am quitting
I might not even tell them I'm quitting
I'm definatelly not going to leave unforgotten
and Whatever It is I'm going to do I want it to go down in the company's history books
None of that"sir I'm got another job so here's my 2 weeks notice
more like sir here are some q-tips to clean all the Sh*# out of your nose you brown nosin looser
Come on now help me out here

Seek professional help.

 

[BMdoobieW]

"if you don't like your job, you don't strike [insert "quit" instead of "strike"]: you just go in every day and do it really half-assed" - Homer J. Simpson in ep 2F19

 

[Scarpozzi]

2 week notice..then quit...

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
2 week notice..then quit...

 

[PsychoAndy]

Well, you could get yourself fired and then collect unemployment....

-PAB

 

[Dragoon42]

dude what kind of job is this? if you gave us a little info it would be a lot better. I mean do you work at fast food? office job? wal-mart? retail? give us some info on the details

 

[Anubis]

office space style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Citation]

I was talking to my manager at my work about similar things not to long ago, and he was telling me how when you put down previous employers on your applications, the place you are applying for are only allowed to ask your previous employers certain questions. They cannot ask if you were a good worker, or if you quit like a jerk or anything like that, but more along the lines of if everything that you have filled out in the application is true, like how long you worked there, how much you were paid possibly... I don't know, I don't make the calls, just what he was saying.



-Cit