How should I quit my job tomorrow?

[Arkitech]

recipe for quitting with style

1 bowl

1 spoon

1 can of creamed corn

1 can of mushroom soup


empty contents of both cans into bowl, stir contents for 20 seconds. pour mixture on the keyboards of all the people you dislike the most.

optional: leave sticky note along with soup mixture that says: here's a little something to remember me by, have fun cleaning it up

 

[adelphi]

shat on the boss's desk

 

[Feldenak]

When I graduate and leave my current hellhole of a job, the BSA and Microsoft will be receiving reports from me.

 

[KarenMarie]

If you have vacation time, take it. Tell them that a 'situation' has arisen that you cannot put off and must deal with it immediately. When your vacation time is up keep calling in sick, until you have no paid sick days left.

Eventually, they will get sick of paying you and you wont have to worry about how you are gonna quit!

 

[Chu]

& that necessary.

 

[T2T III]

Xerox some pictures of your arse and wallpaper the boss' door with them.

Seriously, keep it professional and don't burn the bridges as suggested by others. You never know when you might need to call on your old company for a recommendation - no matter how bad they are.

 

[Vette73]

Boss "First rule of fight club is dont talk about fight club... 2nd rule of fight club... Is this yours?"


:evil:

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: bockchow
dress up like huggy bear and bitch slap a ho or two

seriously... do it, do it. do it.

 

[Alchemist99]

Two weeks bereavement for your girlfriend?s mom? That really sounds like someone taking advantage of the system; I have to wonder what other stuff you've pulled. I bet you're one of those guys who justifies all your own poor behavior by his own misperceived mistreatment from others. I could be wrong but that?s what I perceive from the limited information your posts give.

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Two weeks bereavement for your girlfriend?s mom? That really sounds like someone taking advantage of the system; I have to wonder what other stuff you've pulled. I bet you're one of those guys who justifies all your own poor behavior by his own misperceived mistreatment from others. I could be wrong but that?s what I perceive from the limited information your posts give.

hey did u read the thread?

I took 2 weeks off, but i used my sick and vacation days for it.

i like how you drew these conclusions by only reading a few sentences. :roll:

 

[cchen]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Two weeks bereavement for your girlfriend?s mom? That really sounds like someone taking advantage of the system; I have to wonder what other stuff you've pulled. I bet you're one of those guys who justifies all your own poor behavior by his own misperceived mistreatment from others. I could be wrong but that?s what I perceive from the limited information your posts give.

hey did u read the thread?

I took 2 weeks off, but i used my sick and vacation days for it.

i like how you drew these conclusions by only reading a few sentences. :roll:

don't mind him, it doesn't seem like he can read

 

[Alchemist99]

Originally posted by: cchen

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Two weeks bereavement for your girlfriend?s mom? That really sounds like someone taking advantage of the system; I have to wonder what other stuff you've pulled. I bet you're one of those guys who justifies all your own poor behavior by his own misperceived mistreatment from others. I could be wrong but that?s what I perceive from the limited information your posts give.

hey did u read the thread?

I took 2 weeks off, but i used my sick and vacation days for it.

i like how you drew these conclusions by only reading a few sentences. :roll:

don't mind him, it doesn't seem like he can read

STFU!

 

[Chaotic42]

Put in a two-week notice.

Seriously. If you don't, that will follow you.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Just quit and put it behind you.

NERD ALERT!

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

Quitting my job was the most satisfying feel good decision I've ever made. It was like saying "to hell with prison and you prison guards, I'm outta here!"

Nothing more satisfying than quitting a job you dread day in day out.

 

[Biggerhammer]

I posted a big message on my white board: X days 'till no (my name here)!'

My PHB got the hint fairly quickly.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
change ur background to gay porn!

Actually that's why he had to quit in the first place

 

[JoPh]

id stay professional. youd never know when youd see these people again.

could come back to haunt you.