How quickly can you make your dog bark?

[aphex]

I've found that I can make my dog bark in about 3-4 seconds just by barking at him myself

Does your dog respond the same?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Yes, and it's always hilarious.

 

[crab]

Mine just looks at me like I'm an idiot

 

[coldmeat]

There's a whole list of words that will make my dogs bark if I just whisper them.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: crab
Mine just looks at me like I'm an idiot

Animals do seem to have a sixth sense about these kind of things...

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: crab
Mine just looks at me like I'm an idiot

Animals do seem to have a sixth sense about these kind of things...

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

I have a basenji, so it would take me a very long time.

 

[murphy55d]

I don't know how to make our dog bark. I can get her to growl after a bit but not bark.

 

[vi edit]

The only way I can get my dog to bark is when we play "ball". She's got a squeeky little basketball toy that we play fetch with. If I throw it a couple times and then take it from her and hide it she'll bark until I throw it again.

But that's really it. She's just not a barker at all. I could probably count on one hand the number of times she's barked unprovoked by playing.

 

[dug777]

We don't have a dog, but Inspector Rex on the TV always works

 

[skace]

"sssshaaaaaaaadow"
"woof woof woof woof woof woof"
"ok shutup"

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: aphex
I've found that I can make my dog bark in about 3-4 seconds just by barking at him myself

Does your dog respond the same?

mine does that too!

it's hilarious

 

[trmiv]

All I have to do is knock on something without them seeing it and they will both bark. Usually the maltese gets going first, and once she's barking our german shepherd always starts in.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It would take hours. The only thing she barks at is me forgetting to feed her at dinner time.

 

[HannibalX]

My dog will bark on command if I tell her to "speak".

 

[Squisher]

Going by some of the dogs in the neighborhood, all it will take is for a leaf to fall out of a tree.

 

[meltdown75]

my German shepherd Toby would bark just by a look i gave him, or at the most raising my hand in front of him. RIP buddy, i miss you.

 

[xeno2060]

I have 4 dogs all I have to do is knock on anything. They all go ape shit!

 

[nakedfrog]

One of them knows he's supposed to be quiet unless there's a good reason, so even when I say "speak" I have to do it a few times before he'll bark.
I can't get the other one to bark, but the wife can.

 

[Kirby]

Probably a swift kick upside the head.

<--Is not in anyway condoning animal abuse.

 

[Nohr]

Can't do it, he's trained not to bark.

 

[Born2bwire]

One dog we had, all I had to do was ask "Rout?" (Outside?)


ROUT!

 

[0roo0roo]

its a game.
and yes, bark = instant bark back

 

[BornStar]

I've never successfully gotten my dog to bark. She'll do it if she's really startled by something, scared, or if she makes a mistake chasing a ball (the ball bounces funny or something similar). Those seem like reasonably common events but she only barks about once a month.

 

[Linflas]

However long it takes me to get to the front door and ring the doorbell from wherever I am.