How old do you think God is?

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

I think he's at least 20 billion years old.

Discuss.

edit: now with pole

 

[totalnoob]

6000 years and a day

 

[meltdown75]

Nine.

 

[techs]

Yagpt?

 

[SSSnail]

If according to legends, and he is that maniacal, selfish, loathing, vengeful, easy to throw a tantrum, and all around a mood swinger, I'd have to say a 12 yrs old female.

 

[destrekor]

6000 years and a day

so he sat around for 2000 years, bored as fuck, and was like "oh me! I can make shit! I'm so awesome like that!" and went about curing his boredom? Like a malevolent child takes to ant hills, God took to the sands of Earth to torture the unintelligent species he corralled?

 

[MJinZ]

I think he's at least 20 billion years old.

Discuss.

edit: now with pole

You forgot the pole.

 

[techs]

To imply God has an age is to imply he hasn't been around forever.

Drop me a line from hell, when you get there.

 

[KeithTalent]

Early forties I'd say, probably 42.

KT

 

[zinfamous]

Early forties I'd say, probably 42.

KT

head implodes

(due to sudden and totally unforeseen increase in cosmic enthalpy)

 

[IGBT]

time is a human concept based on life/death cycles. try again.

 

[AMDZen]

If according to legends, and he is that maniacal, selfish, loathing, vengeful, easy to throw a tantrum, and all around a mood swinger, I'd have to say a 12 yrs old female.

this

 

[So]

62, but he hasn't started collecting social security yet because he likes his job.

 

[her209]

time is a human concept based on life/death cycles. try again.

Wrong.

 

[So]

time is a human concept based on life/death cycles. try again.

Caesium would disagree with you.

 

[Krazy4Real]

over 9000!

 

[Juddog]

Only as old as the people who invented him.

 

[totalnoob]

Only as old as the people who invented him.

We have a winner!