How often do you masticate?

[spidey07]

Isn't masticate "to produce saliva"?

If so, I thankfully do it constantly.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
this thread is making me horny.

these pretzels are making me thirsty

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
THis is even lamer than something I'd psot😛

/head asplodes

 

[LtPage1]

I often enjoy rubbing my dendrites.

 

[sandorski]

Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow!

 

[BillyBatson]

normal day about 5-8

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
normal day about 5-8

What, do you only ever eat thin soups and jello?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
Per day? I probably chew 20-50 times per bite.

OCD much?

 

[Mrvile]

I chew about 10 times per bite. So I dunno...at least 150.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: ironwing
At least thirty times before swallowing.

LOL, granted I know what masticulation is, but this reply is by far the best and most funniest to take out of context!

 

[BabaBooey]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
THis is even lamer than something I'd psot😛

And thats saying alot ...😉

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Everytime you masticate, God kills a cow!

Yum forbidden hamburger... arrrrrrg

/homer

 

[Strk]

About as often as I gesticulate.

 

[Brutuskend]

Every time I eat

 

[BurnItDwn]

It depends upon how often I'm eating.
Some days I'll get 2 meals in, some days just 1 meal, and other days 2 meals and even a snack!!! wowo

 

[Dualist]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: daveymark
you people are disgusting

Mastication is a sin!
God knows what you guys are doing.

What he said.

 

[speg]

How many bites are in a chew?

 

[Baked]

Does it involve killing babies?

 

[enyce2k9]

after reading the full first page i noticed the word was masticate not masturbate.

 

[b0mbrman]

I think I masturbate, on average, twice a day.

Great original thread, btw

 

[Patrick Wolf]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Fritzo]

Everytime I see a hot girl on TV.







Oh wait.............mast-I-cate. Misread that. Never mind.

 

[LookingGlass]

Yeah, most would rather masterbate, than masticate. 😛

 

[enyce2k9]

^ hey did you create that game flight unlimited?

 

[FeuerFrei]

when I see something tasty