How often do you get a Haircut...

[jjones]

every 4 weeks or so.

 

[bozack]

at least once a day...if not more 🙂

 

[Cyberian]

Every 2-4 weeks I remember what it was like to actually have hair.

 

[yakko]

I thought this was going to be a thread about trimming trees.

 

[SaltBoy]

Wow, talk about a bell curve...

 

[Jerboy]

<< I thought this was going to be a thread about trimming trees. >>




I hate gardening. Nef said.


Anyways i thought this was going to be about j/o

 

[Lars]

I cut my hair at least once a week.

 

[CraigRT]

I don't care anymore.. I can't remember the last time I had a haircut... 2-3 mos. I'd imagine... Hair grooming can be such a PITA, i just let it grow rampant, and put my hat on.

 

[GuySmiley]

thats not even close to a double enttendre...if you're going to use misleading topics for your polls, at least make an effort to relate the two somehow

 

[Perknose]

I regularly go to a local professional for my "whack off", even though every woman I've ever been with has practically begged to do the job. I don't trust amateurs, though, things can go horribly wrong. You then have to live with the results for an excruciatingly long time. Woman say, "Don't worry, it'll just grow back." Those very words send a chill right down my spine.

Anyway, patronizing my local professional is cool. There's always at least 4 or 5 guys hanging out, eagerly awaiting their turn. We get to sit in chairs and watch the guys before us get their "whack off", while reading appropriate magazines.

The professional has a special chair purpose built for the job. You should see all the amazing angles that chair can be adjusted to. There are tons of mirrors around, so the professional can admire her job from any angle. She ties a huge bib around each guy in turn, so he won't get any on him. The mess on the floor afterwards is unbelievable, but she cleans up meticulously after each and every customer.

She always makes sure to ask you exactly how you want it, which brings a smile to my face just thinking about it. I always feel like a new man afterwards.

All in all, I think the $20 price for a professional job is a damn bargain. One professional "whack off" can last me for weeks. My local professional confided in me that in the old days, her profession was dominated by men, who used to charge as little as $3.50, and only did it the one way they knew how, no matter what you asked for. She said they had names like Lou and Solly, and used to yack about sports and local politics the whole time they were doing you. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Edit: Those new "volumizer" conditioners are just amazing! They make you look like you have so much more than you actually do. 😀

 

[ATLien247]

I get my hair cut whenever my wife starts droppping hints that I need one. If it wasn't for her, I'm pretty sure I'd have an afro...

 

[moonsocket]

once a year..if that

 

[rippy]

I've got fairly short, clean-cut hair. I cannot stand it when it gets even a little shaggy and it starts getting long over my ears and on my neck. It just drives me nuts!
Actually... I think I'm gonna go get a haircut today 😉

 

[Perknose]

OK, I'm not crazy (see my post four spots above), this post was titled, "How often do you whack off . . ." when I responded.

Ahhhhh, alright, I AM crazy, but that's not important right now . . .

 

[Beau]

Ha ha!! Somebody got busted! 😛 Take that!

 

[bgruver]

Every 10 days or so.

 

[AreaCode707]

Every couple of weeks, when my bangs get in my eyes. I had grown it out for about six years, getting it trimmed every once in a while, but my bf likes my hair a little shorter and w/the bangs so okay by me. 🙂

 

[guyver01]

daily...

on the other hand.. i get my hair cut once every 3 weeks or so... anything else and it gets uncontrollable.

 

[Red Dawn]

Hair Cut? don't bother anymore ( and no smart ass, I don't have lice) I use to get it cut every 3 weeks by the same stylist for 20 years but I became so weary of having to make appointments and schedule time to get it done I finally said to hell with it and I haven't had it cut in 3 years. I wear it tied back so it doesn't look unkept and it doesn't get in my way. When I take a shower in the morning I bush it back, tie it up and I'm good for the day. It doesn't even bother me in the Summer when it's hot. If I didn't wear it long I'd probably wear it really close cropped but then I'd be back in the routine of having to get it cut every 3 or 4 weeks. I have a full head of thick wavy hair (well when it's short it's wavy) and if I don't wear it long or keep it short it looks unkept.

 

[Looney]

3 weeks usually... 4 weeks tops. My hair is extremely short too.