How often do you clean your toilet?

brigden

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I clean mine every Saturday morning. What about you, you filthy bastards?
 

Amused

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I toss the cat in there, close the lid, flush a couple of times and... VOILA! A shiny clean bowl!
 

OMG1Penguin

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There are two things you clean off a toilet.

Blood, puke, and bloody puke.

There's no other reason to clean it.
 

T2T III

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Originally posted by: brigden
I clean mine every Saturday morning. What about you, you filthy bastards?

If you'd just squat when you go, you could extend the intervals between cleaning out to a month or so.
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: OMG1Penguin
There are two things you clean off a toilet.

Blood, puke, and bloody puke.

There's no other reason to clean it.

Wait a minute....misses count.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
if it weren't for men toliets would stay pristine

Riiiight. Like women never leave skid marks on the bowl. :p
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: moshquerade
if it weren't for men toliets would stay pristine

Riiiight. Like women never leave skid marks on the bowl. :p

Yep. Last time I checked, women had to do the number 2 as well.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: moshquerade
if it weren't for men toliets would stay pristine

Riiiight. Like women never leave skid marks on the bowl. :p
nah, we do our biz fast and flush the wee turd sailing down unscathed.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: moshquerade
if it weren't for men toliets would stay pristine

Riiiight. Like women never leave skid marks on the bowl. :p
nah, we do our biz fast and flush the wee turd sailing down unscathed.

Sorry, but I've lived with too many women to fall for that. :p
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: brigden
You know what's amazing? The wipeless sh*t. Makes my day.
damn, we were just talking about that on another site.

the clean sh*t, but you still do a second wipe to be sure, because your brain is saying, "this can't be"
 

bandana163

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Rarely.
I don't vomit into the toilet every week or so and flushing kinda helps to keep it clean.
 

Red Dawn

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If my diet consisted of disgusting Limey food I'd clean my toilet weekly too! I'm sure Kidney Pie Bombs, Banger Curlers and greasy Fish and Chip Lunkers really muck up the Loo!