How often do you clean your balls?

[Rendus]

My mom warned me about this... I lost my balls after playing with the LED too long.

 

[jdaves]

My girlfriend owns my balls, she lves them, she cleans them, she dries them, she gets them dirty LOL

 

[AndrewR]

<< I only have one small ball, and it's blue. >>


I'd consider going to see the doctor about that. It doesn't sound healthy.

 

[thebestMAX]

How do you get them out of the sack ?

 

[prodigy]

Very carefully.

 

[IBhacknU]

ya gotta twist the 'sack' just right... and PLOP! Out pops a ball

 

[thebestMAX]

They just locked the small hard drive thread so I guess we are next.

 

[prodigy]

Probably not, this thread is about mouse balls right?

Aren't mice considered computer hardware?

 

[sparkle]

whoa, you mean you can clean your balls?







man, i cant believe i couldnt fight the urge to post that.

 

[Yeeny]

I'd consider going to see the doctor about that. It doesn't sound healthy.

Maybe if you cleaned it more often it wouldn't be blue

Hey, my ball is perfectly fine. It just get's a little sad this time of year.

 

[marketsons1985]

I have no balls either, it's nice and smooth.............




















































Jeez, pervs!! I have an optical mouse!

 

[Ariel]

My husband didn't know how to clean his balls, nor did he know that he needed to. I had to teach him the other night.

 

[Electric Amish]

I usually use alcohol to clean my balls. Removes all the excess oil and prevents them from getting dirty longer.

Ariel- I would love to have a professional like you teach me..

amish

 

[Wangel]

I am real big, because my balls drag on the ground when I stand up. My wife got mad at me once and kicked me in the balls. I couldn't use a computer for about a week! Don't ever put oil on your balls, they will stain your pad.

 

[ArkAoss]

hmm the shafts are usually the dirtiest, this weekend though, I'll probbly get a chance to check, and get 'em cleaned.

 

[DefRef]

Since I can't afford hairy balls when gaming,:Q I got me one of them Cyclops mice.

 

[flippinfleck]

Weird, I've become accustomed to handling my ball upside down...
Oh yeah, and I clean em every chance I get!

 

[Adul]

I uses to clean my balls with regular frequency. I would also clean other balls has well because they where dirty. I can't stand dirty balls. thats why I got a logitech optical mouse.

 

[bonkers325]

i havent cleaned my balls in a awhile

oh wait i see a red light right now

no need to clean

 

[Ariel]

Amish,

I feel it is my duty to be sure that everyone's balls are clean. I frequently make the rounds in my office to be sure that all balls are functioning properly. I would be happy to provide instruction to anyone who needs it.

 

[bigbootydaddy]

yeah i cant stand it when other peoples balls are dirty...i mean its all over the tables and stuff.

it gets to be a pain to reach in there and clean them..

i recommend cordless mice tho.

 

[TonyH]

I've seen the light,

















the red light,














It's optical for me!

 

[dude]

I hated cleaning other peoples balls. You can't just sit down and do it. You got to go low and peer up at it to see if there's lint or something sticking sticking in it's cavities. Then you got to do some fierce rubbing to clean them up. The thing that holds the balls is pretty good and has a good size for grip but the long part that extends from it is pretty small. Very dissapointing. It is kinda fun sometimes when you have to go under the desk to look for the balls cuz it's dark down there. Mindless fun touching and feeling around for the balls.

I don't need to clean my balls anymore, though. Logitech opticals are the way to go.

 

[Theslowone]

I hate when using other peoples balls, they are so dirty. You would think they havent been cleaned in years. But i got two balls, the first i use all the time and the second I use if the first gets messed up.

 

[CirekL]

I hate when other people's balls are dirty, and I would clean them, but I don't know where they've been. I don't even like to clean my own, but it's not like I can just ask a stranger to clean it for me. It just wouldn't feel right.