How not to attract the ladies

tyler811

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Bubba Messes Up!

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...They're years outta style.

Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
 

tyler811

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Originally posted by: Mucho
you suck

If you dont like the joke then just say it was stupid or unfunny. But to I suck it is really uncalled for and irrelevant to the post.

But if to suck is to have a wonderful and loving wife, a great son, a nice home on the lake plus a huge garage where I unsuccessfully :D try to build things but they turn out anyways and look good, a loving extended family (parents, inlaws, brother, nieces, great nephews aunts, uncles the whole family thing) excellent and competitive people I have met thru my online servers and website, many very nice people I have met thru ATOT and Hot Deals plus all the wonderful help in the Help Topics. Not to mention friends and the nice town I live in. Then ok I suck ;)
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: tyler811
Originally posted by: Mucho
you suck

If you dont like the joke then just say it was stupid or unfunny. But to I suck it is really uncalled for and irrelevant to the post.

But if to suck is to have a wonderful and loving wife, a great son, a nice home on the lake plus a huge garage where I unsuccessfully :D try to build things but they turn out anyways and look good, a loving extended family (parents, inlaws, brother, nieces, great nephews aunts, uncles the whole family thing) excellent and competitive people I have met thru my online servers and website, many very nice people I have met thru ATOT and Hot Deals plus all the wonderful help in the Help Topics. Not to mention friends and the nice town I live in. Then ok I suck ;)

Do you have that reaction every time someone on the internet tells you you suck?

Edit: I laughed. A little.
 

ForumMaster

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that was...i don't know to to categorize the emotions that went through me after reading this. i suppose i smiled a bit.
 

Bryophyte

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God, that's an old joke. I thought everyone had heard it. I think I first heard it over 25 years ago.