How much would Oprah have to pay you to cheat on your SO\spouse? WITH OPRAH!!!

djheater

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I'd be game at about $4,000,000

One of my co-workers thinks that you could probably propose this to your wife and she'd give you a figure.

~with Oprah OF COURSE!!!
 

PingSpike

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I'd have to run it by her. I suspect she would accept no amount. And I would be obligated to agree with her.
 

preslove

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Originally posted by: spanky
am i to cheat on my SO with oprah, or a women of my choice?

That was my first question, too. With any woman the firgure would only be around $500,000 or 1,000,000. WITH oprah it would be more like 1,000,000,000.
 

PingSpike

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I actually think I'd have an easier time selling the idea if the woman was Oprah...the wife would be less jealous if I was banging a woman she knew I wasn't attracted to in the slightest.
 

maddogchen

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Better question:
How much would Oprah have to pay you to cheat on your SO with your SO's mom, sister, or best friend?

I say no thanks, i want to live.
 

Scarpozzi

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Are you talking about FAT Oprah or skinny Oprah??? They should make different action figures for her.
 

Dr. Detroit

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I'd PIIHB and my significant other would prolly not care for $50K maybe less.

I mean one night of tawdry sex for $50K with no emotional attachment.

We get $50K in cash for a nice vacation and a new sports car!










 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Are you talking about FAT Oprah or skinny Oprah??? They should make different action figures for her.

Prices for each?

She goes back and forth so much, it's better to be prepared...
 

djheater

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Fmr12B
I'd PIIHB and my significant other would prolly not care for $50K maybe less.

I mean one night of tawdry sex for $50K with no emotional attachment.

We get $50K in cash for a nice vacation and a new sports car!

She's worth a billion dollars. You'd be a sucker if you did it for under 500k


 

Kelemvor

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I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. Well I would if that would qualify me for the cash.
 

edro

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Oprah is better looking now than she has ever been... keep that in mind.