How much should I sue Panda Express for?

[Cappuccino]

P.F.Changs>>>>Panda Express. Everyone know this....

cute sad panda ;_;

 

[WaTaGuMp]

oh its basically lemon chicken but orange

Pretty much, I have seen Lemon Chicken at some places here also. I have even seen Tangerine.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I didnt win the Powerball, I told you that not getting my fortune cookie would do that. #Fortunecookiesmatter.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Let me guess, you didn't even ask when you didn't get one?

 

[mxnerd]

Guess I can sue McDonald's, Burger King or Jack in the Box if they forget to give me ketchup.

But I think you have better change of winning by suing Pannda Express not serving authentic Chinese dishes, not forgetting to give you a fortune cookie.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Let me guess, you didn't even ask when you didn't get one?

I was too terrified of the obvious blatant racism to speak up. I also didn't want the police to show up and shoot me for arguing about my order.

 

[mxnerd]

How It's Made Fortune Cookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QA65s0qOA

 

[Eug]

I was too terrified of the obvious blatant racism to speak up. I also didn't want the police to show up and shoot me for arguing about my order.

Well, the ironic part of all of this is that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese. They essentially don't exist in China.

Fortune cookies were invented in the US, likely by a Japanese guy.

 

[werepossum]

We have an orange President at any rate.

*runs for cover*

lol Maybe it'll be the official American meal?

 

[desura]

True story, last time I was in a panda express there wasn't a single asian person there. They were all Mexican/Latino and the head guy spoke in a fake Chinese accent.

 

[Schmide]

Ask for one panda suit just to confuse them.

 

[jhansman]

Dude, I was hoping you had something solid, like a pube in in your chow mein. No fortune cookie? Not even an ambulance chaser would take your case.

 

[iroast]

Is it me, or did Panda Express food get sweeter? It's like they pour sugar into every dish and extra sugar in the orange chicken one.

 

[cbrunny]

Ahem...

"For how much should I sue Panda Express"

You're welcome

 

[zinfamous]

People actually eat at Panda Express? Our family tried it once....once. It was the most god awful Chinese food ever. We weren't expecting much, but it was really that bad. We have a take-out only NYC style place that is cheap and the food is amazing.

Panda Express is really quite bad, but I've managed to have worse at one or two "independent" Chinese take-out shops. Yes, it really can get worse. ...at least those other places are much, much cheaper.

 

[lxskllr]

Panda Express is really quite bad, but I've managed to have worse at one or two "independent" Chinese take-out shops. Yes, it really can get worse. ...at least those other places are much, much cheaper.

I've never had bad Chinese food. It's always ranged from acceptable to excellent.

 

[LikeLinus]

I've never had bad Chinese food. It's always ranged from acceptable to excellent.

Generally, most people arent eating authentic Chinese food. I was quite surprised how different the food is when i visited. Here its so Americanized in most places. Not including chinatowns and such.

 

[zinfamous]

I've never had bad Chinese food. It's always ranged from acceptable to excellent.

I once thought that it bottomed out at acceptable.

I was very wrong.

 

[zinfamous]

Generally, most people arent eating authentic Chinese food. I was quite surprised how different the food is when i visited. Here its so Americanized in most places. Not including chinatowns and such.

there are few authentic chinese dishes that I enjoy but the rest have been really quite awful or simply boring (granted, I've only been exposed to maybe 15 "typical" dishes). marinated but bland whole, halved pigeons and rubbery, cold, and bland slices of geoduck are not experiences that I wish to replicate.

 

[MrSquished]

huh. turns out there is a panda express in a mall half a mile from me. i wouldn't know since i never go to malls. i'm gonna have to go. it's shit food but so good at the same time. it's like having taco bell but chinese-ified.