How much should I sue Panda Express for?

[WaTaGuMp]

They didn't give me a fortune cookie. I saw a table of Asian's that had 2 adults and 2 children, they got 4 fortune cookies. So its pretty obvious it was because I am white. I am thinking I sue for the minimum of $188 million, since them not giving me the fortune cookies before I bought my Powerball tickets, is going to cause me not to win. Plus I will have pain and suffering, maybe another $100 mill on top of that.

 

[Ns1]

100 coupons for orange chicken.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

100 coupons for orange chicken.

Hmm, I did have Orange Chicken and Teriyaki also. All Chow Mein and a small Mountain Dew. Come to think of it, that's what I always order.

 

[shortylickens]

Umm, repost?

 

[MongGrel]

10 million bucks. Throw a low ball at em

Go get em witch.

Now I'm hungry.

 

[LikeLinus]

People actually eat at Panda Express? Our family tried it once....once. It was the most god awful Chinese food ever. We weren't expecting much, but it was really that bad. We have a take-out only NYC style place that is cheap and the food is amazing.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

People actually eat at Panda Express? Our family tried it once....once. It was the most god awful Chinese food ever. We weren't expecting much, but it was really that bad. We have a take-out only NYC style place that is cheap and the food is amazing.

Never had a bad meal from them, I wont argue that you can get better.

 

[renz20003]

tree fiddy

 

[zerocool84]

People actually eat at Panda Express? Our family tried it once....once. It was the most god awful Chinese food ever. We weren't expecting much, but it was really that bad. We have a take-out only NYC style place that is cheap and the food is amazing.

There are so many nasty Chinese food places out there. Obviously if you found a good one that's great, stick with it, but there are so many ones with horrible food out there, it's not easy to say, just go mom & pop.

 

[MongGrel]

Never had a bad meal from them, I wont argue that you can get better.

I honestly would not know, there is one at the local mall I ever tried, we have a local place that we usually just phone in an order for take out.

We are a dedicated customer there over time, when we get lazy about cooking in house. We usually cook at home.

 

[SKORPI0]

P.F.Changs>>>>Panda Express. Everyone know this....

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Go for the whole jillion. That lets them know you're to be taken seriously.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

P.F.Changs>>>>Panda Express. Everyone know this....

Not exactly the same type of comparison.

 

[lupi]

Had to eat at a mall last month for first time in well over a decade. Went to one of those Chinese like places, even thought they gave twice the quantity for what it normally costs, it was pretty bad stuff.

 

[WelshBloke]

Do they serve real Panda?
If not sue them for that as well!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Do they serve real Panda?
If not sue them for that as well!

Hmm, what if they did but it wasn't Express?

 

[Cappuccino]

100 coupons for orange chicken.

I hear a lot of muricans eat orange chicken wtf is orange chicken? Orange sauce? I never seen any takeaway in the U.K. that have orange chicken. All Chinese takeaway have lemon chicken though. You Americans... I'll bet you have apple chicken as well -_-

 

[SKORPI0]

Do they serve real Panda?
If not sue them for that as well!

Maybe a real Panda serves you.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I hear a lot of muricans eat orange chicken wtf is orange chicken? Orange sauce? I never seen any takeaway in the U.K. that have orange chicken. All Chinese takeaway have lemon chicken though. You Americans... I'll bet you have apple chicken as well -_-

Recipe.
http://www.food.com/recipe/panda-express-orange-chicken-103215

 

[Imp]

Sue for a panda... it's so unobtainable I don't think it's even legal.

 

[master_shake_]

what the fuck!

without fortune cookies you'll never know when you are done eating.

 

[MongGrel]

I hear a lot of muricans eat orange chicken wtf is orange chicken? Orange sauce? I never seen any takeaway in the U.K. that have orange chicken. All Chinese takeaway have lemon chicken though. You Americans... I'll bet you have apple chicken as well -_-

We have an orange President at any rate.

*runs for cover*

 

[Jeeebus]

Jeeebus: Mr. WaTaGuMp, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

WaTaGuMp: So, do you think I have a case?

Jeeebus: Mr. WaTaGuMp, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

 

[Stopsignhank]

Eleventy million dollars. Just because I like the word eleventy.

 

[Cappuccino]

Recipe.
http://www.food.com/recipe/panda-express-orange-chicken-103215

oh its basically lemon chicken but orange