How much should I sue for?

[Exterous]

I recently bought a pair of 'wrinkle free' pants. Well, after two weeks balled up in the bottom of a laundry basket they are anything but wrinkle free. Clearly I have been lied to and defrauded.

So how much am I entitled to for the fraud along with my metal pain and anguish? I mean I can't read any advertisements anymore without worrying I am being lied to!


Oh and the pants are black...

 

[ViperXX]

Sue for your ball sack, see if you can win two ball sacks.

 

[Paratus]

Digital rectal exam?

Maybe a years supply of turtle wax?

 

[Sluggo]

No less than a trillion dollars, you have to figure your ambulance chasing lawyer Jeebus is going to take 40%

 

[Schmide]

The wrinkles were free right?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd be reasonable given it was at the bottom, so maybe 9.9 million.

We joke about this, but you actually could sue for that. You can sue for anything in Murika!

 

[Exterous]

Digital rectal exam?

No way - analog or nothing!

No less than a trillion dollars, you have to figure your ambulance chasing lawyer Jeebus is going to take 40%

40%?! Won't he give me the ATOT discount? Thats what someone wrote in the Lifer bathroom anyway:
"For a good time or discounted legal service call Jeebus"

You can sue for anything in Murika!

Your words offend me sir. I am suing you for 4 million dollars. Thats 572.1 million loonies for you Canadians after the metric conversion

 

[allisolm]

Metal pain and anguish is always a winner. Go for it!

 

[Exterous]

Metal pain and anguish is always a winner. Go for it!

It was late and I was tired

 

[IronWing]

You should sue for love.

You've been cheated
Been mistreated
You've been pushed down
You've been pushed 'round
They always break your heart in two
It happens every time
You've been made blue
You've been lied to
You should to sue for love.

 

[allisolm]

It was late and I was tired

Sue for that as well! :thumbsup:

 

[Exterous]

This notice is to inform Anand of my lawsuit regarding his online forums Anandtech.com. His forum showed grave negligence by allowing me to post online while my mental faculties were degraded due to a lack of sleep. This and the ensuing embarrassment perpetrated by one Allisolm moderator, who is a recognized and sanctioned authority figure on said sight, has left me no alternative but to sue for the figure of no less than tree-fiddy.

As for my evidence see exhibit A:

Sue for that as well! :thumbsup:

 

[wabbitslayer]

wear them back to the store and return them