Originally posted by: Baked
About $3.50
There's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout-
And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all.
-And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things-
Raisin oatmeal.
I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says, "?Uh I need about tree-fitty."
?Tree-fitty.
Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
The Loch Ness monster.
I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!" It said, "how about just two-fitty?" I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!