How much is your penis worth?

[gtsukada]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I assume he's charging 1 mil per inch.

U know, Bobbit got his sewed back on. If I was this old man, I'd go buy one off someone in a 3rd world country, preferably a big one. Lots of guys there would probably sell theirs for money to support their families. That'd be my advise to the guy.

didn't he make a porno with his frankenstein cack because it was so jacked up? i'm pretty sure i remember seeing it on tv.

 

[CTrain]

Its one of our main enjoyment in life......5...10 mils is not worth it.

And for those who would trade it when you're 67, how do you know it won't be working then ?? Have you been 67 yet ??
You still like to look at hot chicks at 67 right ??? How can you satisfy yourself then without a penis ??

 

[Babbles]

You know, as long as they left my boys in place I could deal. Honestly, I get more enjoyment every hour of the day giving my boys a good scratch.

 

[Ciber]

The old man will just go buy a Ferrari Enzo as a replacement.

 

[T2T III]

Hmm .... I wonder if Kaiser has made an offer to those two doctors to go work for them??

 

[Lyfer]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
:Q

 

[SportSC4]

And people wonder why a tab of aspirin costs 50$ at the hospital.
next up: family sues doctors and hospital who didn't amputate something that might have been cancerous at the time of the original operation from billy joe bob.

 

[Chaotic42]

About $200/inch

So maybe $(10^-255).

 

[AEB]

thats what he gets for having cancer


there is VIAGRA 67 year olds can get it up.

 

[AEB]

Uhh did anyone else see This on the yahoo page

 

[IEatChildren]

Damn, that's like permanent blueballs. That's just not cool

 

[bolido2000]

I'm 24 and I wouldn't cut my penis even if they offered me 10million.
Like others said at 67 5 million is the hottest deal of his life

 

[takeru]

kinda reminds me of that tv show awhile back, 10 million dollar man?

"we can rebuild him. faster, stronger...." *cue cheesy sound affect*

 

[0roo0roo]

67 yr old penis is worth less i guess.

 

[m2kewl]

:Q

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
Heck, I'm sure the doctors can do some sort of surgery and make you a new one.... I'd sell for 5 mill... then again I might not get any more nooners then...

Yeah, for 5 mil he can have mine. It's just gets me in trouble anyway....

 

[guyver01]

Why doesn't he get a detachable penis

 

[Richdog]

Id rather have my penis still intact than 5 million, jesus poor man! :Q

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: AEB
Uhh did anyone else see This on the yahoo page

A row that flared up on Tuesday turned nasty when Yan kicked his wife, provoking her to grab his testicles and twist them until he stopped breathing and then died

:Q

 

[Ausm]

WTF?

Ausm

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Babbles
The guy is 67 years old, he probably already got the best years out of his little tool that he could. $5 million for a useless sausage? Yeah, I might have made that deal.

the guy now has to piss sitting down the rest of his life. I say he should get $10 million.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: AEB
Uhh did anyone else see This on the yahoo page

Does ANYBODY see this irony in this?

The couple from the coastal town of Sihanoukville -- Soth Chin, 46, and her husband Ouch Yan, 52

The man's name was OUCH.

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: AEB
Uhh did anyone else see This on the yahoo page

Does ANYBODY see this irony in this?

The couple from the coastal town of Sihanoukville -- Soth Chin, 46, and her husband Ouch Yan, 52

The man's name was OUCH.

Bwahahahah!!!!



Confused

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I assume he's charging 1 mil per inch.

U know, Bobbit got his sewed back on. If I was this old man, I'd go buy one off someone in a 3rd world country, preferably a big one. Lots of guys there would probably sell theirs for money to support their families. That'd be my advise to the guy.

Lol, I thought the same thing. Go over to a third world country, get you about an 8-10 inch trouser snake for about half a mill, have the operation and follow up treatment done for a 100k. Still have over 4 mill to play with and a wife who will not be complaining.

Either that or get a gold one ala "Gold Member"

He was old and his urethra was cancerous as well. It would have been removed anyways, but yes it is always nice to ask a man if you can whack off his wang before you do it.

 

[SagaLore]

I would sell my penis for 5 million. Then I'd just spend a few hundred thousand on another bigger and better penis from an organ donor to replace the one I gave up.