How much do you get for donating sperm

[GoldenBear]

?

 

[pulse8]

For you?

Five dollah!

 

[j0lly]

Cookies and juice.

 

[shaddow]

depends on your count, 1 dollar a sperm, don't we all wish

 

[Sluggo]

Tree fity

 

[RossMAN]

Google is your friend

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm.html

http://www.pinelandpress.com/faq/donor.html#sperm

 

[yakko]

They pay you for that? Here I have been filling tissues with money all these years and flushing it.

 

[J3anyus]

<< They pay you for that? Here I have been filling tissues with money all these years and flushing it. >>

 

[Sluggo]

<< They pay you for that? Here I have been filling tissues with money all these years and flushing it. >>


Much too much information.

 

[spanky]

<< They pay you for that? Here I have been filling tissues with money all these years and flushing it. >>




oh the children...think about the children! u murderer!

 

[Nitemare]

I'm a volunteer

 

[iamwiz82]

someone give me a price quote from those links, cant look at them at work

 

[Tauren]

lmao @ yakko!!!

 

[MichaelD]

Hilarious! That Google search result was top-notch, and humorously written. Good stuff.

 

[StormRider]

<< They pay you for that? Here I have been filling tissues with money all these years and flushing it. >>



When I was young I was afraid of flushing it because I thought my sperm would swim around in the water and impregnate some aligator in the sewer to produce a horrible monster.

So, I left the tissue in my trash can. I always wonder if people became suspicious of lots of old tissue in my trash can -- I told people I have an alergy and have to blow my nose a lot (which is kinda true anyways)

 

[StageLeft]

I told people I have an alergy and have to blow my nose a lot (which is kinda true anyways

Since when did snot smell like a can of rotten tuna?

 

[iamwiz82]

<< I told people I have an alergy and have to blow my nose a lot (which is kinda true anyways

Since when did snot smell like a can of rotten tuna? >>



do you normally sniff trash cans to notice the smell?

 

[Cyberian]

<< How much do you get for donating sperm
>>


I would personally pay quite a few people not to donate.

 

[bandXtrb]

It shouldn't smell, should it? .. Maybe you have an STD?

 

[thereds]

<< It shouldn't smell, should it? .. Maybe you have an STD? >>



errr semen does have an odor to it.

I pity the woman that would impregnate herself with GoldenBear's cheese. Poor poor lady.

 

[tommigsr]

tissues? huH? am i too young for this or...EXPLAIN!!! i use towels

 

[iamwiz82]

<< It shouldn't smell, should it? .. Maybe you have an STD? >>



never touched yourself in that way, huh?

 

[forouza1]

dude this is a hilarious thread, thanks for the laughs

 

[mesonw]

Towels?! Urgh - I hope you don't leave them in the bathroom for people to dry their hands on afterwards.

It smells like an old mop in a cleaning cupboard. Or is that just me ?


To coin a (sung) phrase....

"every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great"

 

[tommigsr]

<< Towels?! Urgh - I hope you don't leave them in the bathroom for people to dry their hands on afterwards.

It smells like an old mop in a cleaning cupboard. Or is that just me ?


To coin a (sung) phrase....

"every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great" >>




PAPER TOWELS!!

if i'm out of those...i'm forced to use restroom towels... the white ones mysteriously turned yellow