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How much beaver is at Beaver Creek?

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North American Distribution of Castor Canadensis
 
If you are referring to beaver as in women who are loose then you better make sure you have a Texas accent and a relative in big oil. Beaver Creek is where the hoi polloi who can only afford BMW's hang out because Vail is too pricey.
 
It;s been a while, but there is a liquor store their.

wait for it...

It's called "Beaver Liquors"

Srs.
 
I was once complaining about the beaver in my lake and the mess they make at the spillway when someone suggested that I trap the beaver. Someone asked what would you do with it, and I said sell the pelt. I inocently said I dont know if any would want the meat because who eats beaver, then one of the lesbian women raised her hand. I died laughing.
 
The one near me (just west of Rainier OR), not much usually. Unless it came with whoever I was with...which it certainly did sometimes. There was this one mossy covered rock under the falls...absolutely perfect for monumental sex. God I miss being a teenager.
 
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