How many times have you fallen into the toilet by having the lid up?

[tokie]

Either by pooping in the dark, or perhaps drunkenly. Pole added.

 

[Sixguns]

Never

 

[irishScott]

Never. There was a time when I had bad diarrhea and was in such a rush I didn't bother to put the seat down, but I managed to keep my balance.

 

[coldmeat]

If anyone even fell once they fail at life. Do you also not look down the street before crossing?

 

[corwin]

Never...never pissed on a toilet with a closed lid either, same kind of logic applies

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I grew up in a house with two women and I lived with two women in college, so for the vast majority of my life, any time a toilet seat was left up, I was berated for being an inconsiderate dickhole. Consequently, I learned long ago to always put the toilet seat down, which makes falling in while using the toilet very, very difficult.

 

[tokie]

My main concern is this:

Since flushing toilet paper is bad for plumbing, a person who respects plumbing doesn't do so -- they also might not flush their doodoo.

This could end up like Dairy Queen all over again, with my vanilla tushy having a chocolate coating.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

So you're saying that not only do you regularly fall into toilets, but you wipe your ass and then throw it in the trash? Where the hell do you live, Mumbai?

 

[Born2bwire]

I like how the pole is public so that now I can tell which of you all still has trouble with potty training.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

never, but I rinsed my mouth out with toilet water once when drunk.

 

[FancyTurtle]

why is there no "none" selection on the poll.... you know for those of us who are not retarded

 

[PieIsAwesome]

why is there no "none" selection on the poll.... you know for those of us who are not retarded

This.

I always leave both the seat and cover down, so even if I were retarded I would not fall into the toilet.

 

[Lithium381]

none in my adult years, i fell in with the seat down a few times as a child though.... i don't have a fat ass

 

[hanoverphist]

Never

this. wheres that option?

 

[Anubis]

Never

this

 

[irishScott]

My main concern is this:

Since flushing toilet paper is bad for plumbing, a person who respects plumbing doesn't do so -- they also might not flush their doodoo.

This could end up like Dairy Queen all over again, with my vanilla tushy having a chocolate coating.

The fuck? Toilet paper is made to be flushed. It disintegrates in water. It's flushing paper towels and such that's the problem.

 

[TecHNooB]

never

 

[AstroManLuca]

Uh, never? Fail pole.

 

[HeXen]

you'd have to be pretty retarded or some other similar mental handicap for this to occur. Dark room or drunk. I would overlook it if someone was tripping hard enough on Acid or something and hallucinated.
But even a drunk moron in the dark can feel around enough to tell if the lid and seat was open/closed

 

[HAL9000]

If anyone even fell once they fail at life. Do you also not look down the street before crossing?

This.

 

[Bryophyte]

My main concern is this:

Since flushing toilet paper is bad for plumbing, a person who respects plumbing doesn't do so -- they also might not flush their doodoo.

This could end up like Dairy Queen all over again, with my vanilla tushy having a chocolate coating.

You don't flush your toilet paper? Note to self: never invite tokie over to my house.

 

[shortylickens]

0.

I am a man, not a chick.

 

[IGemini]

I dunno what London's toilets are made of, but porcelain ones here are generally cold enough that one finds out pretty quickly if the seat isn't down. Falling in requires a special kind of person, drunk or not.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Zilch, zip, nada, now fix your POLE.

 

[Bryophyte]

I dunno what London's toilets are made of, but porcelain ones here are generally cold enough that one finds out pretty quickly if the seat isn't down. Falling in requires a special kind of person, drunk or not.

Maybe he was distracted by the stench of his used toilet paper collection.