How Many Times Have You Been Kicked

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Mookow

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Originally posted by: EarthwormJim
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
A guy I knew in HS got one of his nads deflated from a girl with steel tipped boots. Since that, I have avoided being rocked in the jock.
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I knew a kid in high school that had a dislocated testicle. Not ruptured, though.

I also knew a kid when I was growing up that tried to jump a fence and ended up ripping open his sack.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, his scream was much higher pitched than I thought a human being, of any gender or age, could achieve.
 
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slydecix

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got kneed near them in 6th grade... still painful

also had one of those big rubber k'nex tires hit them in high school... not fun

but kicked in the nads? nope.
 
yhelothar

yhelothar

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In the frank twice, in the beans, never.

It really doesn't hurt much if you get kicked in the frank, but in the beans.. OWW.
I guess the foreskin is protecting me here :)
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

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I've been kicked more than 3 times......but that's nothing compared to how many times a damn soccer ball has been shot right up in there from when I played.

The WORST was one time when my friends and I were playing this game called "play". Basically it was moshing around and trying to push your friends down on the grass. One of the girls came up and yelled "PLAY!" and just_fvcking_drilled my nuts with her goddamn toe. I was on the grass for atleast 30 minutes, just clutching my balls and groaning in pain.
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I've been kicked more than 3 times......but that's nothing compared to how many times a damn soccer ball has been shot right up in there from when I played.

The WORST was one time when my friends and I were playing this game called "play". Basically it was moshing around and trying to push your friends down on the grass. One of the girls came up and yelled "PLAY!" and just_fvcking_drilled my nuts with her goddamn toe. I was on the grass for atleast 30 minutes, just clutching my balls and groaning in pain.
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Bahahahahahah! Sorry man, I'm on my 13th cup of coffee and my 7th hour of studying Calculus. I just found this very amusing.
 
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lavagirl669

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used to kick my Brother when we were fighting as kids and he was winning.

Last resort....a good hard knee to the nuts :D
 
mcvickj

mcvickj

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Never. If any one were to hit me they would be a dead person. After the pain goes away.

I can't imagine how Brad felt in the Real World : Sandiego. It seemed like every chance Cameron got she was wailing poor Brad in the nads. The final one was a wood spoon to the family jewels. OUCH!!!!!!!!
 
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Ilmater

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Originally posted by: NFS4
"Your daughter, she kick my dog. Now I am going to f*&k her!"
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:thumbsup: One of the best EVER!

I've only been kicked incidentally, but I have been hit terribly hard before.

*CAUTION* Men - Beware Painful Story Follows *CAUTION*

A bunch of us guys were throwing tennis balls at each other on my dorm floor right before dinner one night (ah, the glory of college - how I miss you!). I had gotten in the last good throw, and I decided to break for the cafeteria since I assumed I would be safe there. Race ensued. Ended with: Me enter to right to hand my card to the lady at the front desk, me turned around to face my persuer, my persuer accidentally aimed too low, 2-second pause before the pain truly set in (every guy here knows what I'm talking about), me losing all control of my muscles due to wave of pain, me collapsed on floor. The lady behind the counter couldn't stop laughing, meanwhile I was on the ground curled up in the fetal position, not really moving. Luckily, we all sat at a table right next to the entrance, so a bunch of our friends helped get me to the table, and the guy that threw it got my food for me.

Later that night, after icing it (not a fun experience, I assure you) for hours, my balls suddenly started throbbing uncontrollably. I ended up going to the emergency room to make sure nothing was wrong. All's good, and I can still impregnate with the best of them!!
 
GasX

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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Ilmater - I don't ever want to see the word throbbing next to the word balls again, ok?
 
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SWScorch

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too many times to count, not to mention getting hit by other means as well (soccer balls, tennis balls, etc) Plus, what's it called when someone coems up to you and just raps in your nads with a backhanded slap... got a few of those back in high school... I can remember once me and two friends were standing around talking after school, and my one friend hits the other like that, and then backed away. In order tot ake out his frustration, my other "friend" (actually I hate the kid, and this justifies my feelings) turns to me and hits me in the groin as hard as he can. There was a 2-second pause where I was like "WTF?" and then bam! I as on the floor, curled up, unable to move. People started crowding around asking "Is he all right?" and trying to talk to me, but I couldn't even answer. The pain overwhelmed everything else. I couldn't move for a good 15 minutes, and then I had to hobble over to a bench and sit there for another 15 minutes until I felt better.

Note to girls: if you still think hitting a guy in the nads is funny, take this to heart: it is the worst pain ever. childbirth is probably about the same, but I would imagine it can't match the sick-to-your-stomach, innards writhing in pain and nausea feeling we get when we get hit there.
 
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tfinch2

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I've never been kicked, but in 7th grade my friend Craig was shot in the nut with a BB gun. He didn't go to school for like a week and they had to remove it. OUCH
 
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Ilmater

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
I've never been kicked, but in 7th grade my friend Craig was shot in the nut with a BB gun. He didn't go to school for like a week and they had to remove it. OUCH
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Damn. He probably took that week just to collect himself and accept that fact that he'd be one nut short for the rest of his life.
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Never.

Took a soccer ball there when I was in elementary school by a kid with the nickname of Jumbo because he was twice the size of all the other kids.

A friend punched me in the nads just for the hell of it in junior high. Apparently they were having a nut punching game and nobody told me. I let him cheat off my science midterm with the wrong answers and then redid it with the right answers after he finished copying...:evil:

He ended up with a 50 something and I got an A...I told him he sucked at cheating and he believed me. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
 
DivideBYZero

DivideBYZero

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May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I've been kicked more than 3 times......but that's nothing compared to how many times a damn soccer ball has been shot right up in there from when I played.

The WORST was one time when my friends and I were playing this game called "play". Basically it was moshing around and trying to push your friends down on the grass. One of the girls came up and yelled "PLAY!" and just_fvcking_drilled my nuts with her goddamn toe. I was on the grass for atleast 30 minutes, just clutching my balls and groaning in pain.
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:| Women would not find being punched in the tits funny, why is it ok for them to kick us in the nuts? :|
 

a few times too many

the worst was at a high school beer party
i was drunk, a friend tossed me a beer while i was looking the other way
RIGHT in the cockandballs
i was sitting on the floor already, so i rolled up and slammed myself against the bookshelf i was sitting in front of
ontop of the bookshelf was a big wooden clock (about 3 feet tall)
when i hit the shelf, it fell and landed right on top of my head
my nuts hurt so bad i didn't even notice the pain in my head (err...cranium)
got 9 stiches on top of my head
 
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