How many times does Mr. Claus boink Mrs. Claus in a year?

[her209]

Where the hell do all teh elves come from?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Elves come from toadstools. Moron.

 

[FoBoT]

oh brother , the elves are not their kids, they are elves

 

[Zanix]

0/100

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Elves come from toadstools. Moron.

The matter-of-fact way you said this, as if you fully expected him to know, is hilarious.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Elves come from toadstools. Moron.

The matter-of-fact way you said this, as if you fully expected him to know, is hilarious.

Who the hell doesn't know that? Moron.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Elves come from toadstools. Moron.

The matter-of-fact way you said this, as if you fully expected him to know, is hilarious.

that is because n0cmonkey is an elitist, he's one of those santa clause lore know it all's

 

[KhoiFather]

I say atleast once a night just for kicks

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Why don't you send him an e-mail through his site and ask?

EDIT: There's a phone number there too, you could just call him. Ask for Kris Kringle.

 

[Toastedlightly]

hmm.. Moron!

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: Zanix
0/100

& a

 

[trilks]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Bryophyte]

Ask ShotgunSteven. He's been known to peep in their windows.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Expect a large quantity of coal this year.

 

[Corporate Thug]

someone watching too much everybody loves raymond?

 

[ViRGE]

(Father) Christmas comes once a year...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Elves come from toadstools. Moron.

The matter-of-fact way you said this, as if you fully expected him to know, is hilarious.

It's all about delivery.