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How many people here are into ridiculous looking riced cars?

I enjoy tastefully modified cars, but I do wonder how others, who rice their cars like crazy,view their cars. There are some that must seriously have ZERO taste in anything.
 
yo, i just put some sweet led lights on my computer case and I got a turbocharged fan so i can overclock the hell out of my video card. Also, I put 'Powered by Intel' stickers on it cause it increases clock speed.
 
Yeah, what did it for me was seeing those park-bench aluminum spoilers on a freakin Ford Aerostar. Then there's the 1992 Tercel here in town with a 5-inch coffee can muffler, big tacky wing... and those oh-so-aggressive 185/60-13 tires!

My truck is extensively modified for speed but it's a complete and total sleeper. No one can tell by looking at it, that anything's been done to it. It's quite amusing to blow past those rice boys and make them wonder "I got bested by a stock Ranger?!? WTF?? I'll just tell my friends I beat a Z06. Yeah... that'll compensate for my complete lack of masculinity."
 
My car
rear

i love this car, its so awesome. so fast, the turbo in it really helps the Dodge V8 under the hood.

and since its a bimmer i get ALL the chicks

and no, im being honest here. it really does.

P.S. SHHH
 
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
My car
rear

i love this car, its so awesome. so fast, the turbo in it really helps the Dodge V8 under the hood.

and since its a bimmer i get ALL the chicks

and no, im being honest here. it really does.

P.S. SHHH
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Dude! It's a T-Tail! I wonder if, when that car hits mach .88 or so, it gets the same mach buffet our 727's do. The dreaded T-tail curse! I just KNOW that car is capable of mach .88, I mean look at it! It looks so fast!
 
Originally posted by: michaels
lol
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aww what, you got nothing to say do yah. sorry your crappy lil truck doesnt get you any p00n. i invested about 35 grand into this car and damn is it ever fast. i dont have any dyno sheets though 🙁
 
Originally posted by: michaels
What kind of Jeep do you have? I had a TJ with a Rubicon Express 4.5 Superflex.
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I've got a 96 zj with a 2" lift and a 2001 wj. Just got ome coils for it yesterday. Was going to put them on this weekend but the weather is supposed to suck. Both are v8's but the wj hauls major ass. zj will be sold this weekend unfortunatley.

 
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
My car
rear

i love this car, its so awesome. so fast, the turbo in it really helps the Dodge V8 under the hood.

and since its a bimmer i get ALL the chicks

and no, im being honest here. it really does.

P.S. SHHH
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if I ever have a kid, I'll kick hiss ass if he ever does that to a car.

 
Originally posted by: davew0670
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
My car
rear

i love this car, its so awesome. so fast, the turbo in it really helps the Dodge V8 under the hood.

and since its a bimmer i get ALL the chicks

and no, im being honest here. it really does.

P.S. SHHH
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if I ever have a kid, I'll kick hiss ass if he ever does that to a car.
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he's joking right? or is he serious...in which case, someone needs to beat his ass.
 
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: michaels
lol
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aww what, you got nothing to say do yah. sorry your crappy lil truck doesnt get you any p00n. i invested about 35 grand into this car and damn is it ever fast. i dont have any dyno sheets though 🙁
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And such a waste of:

1.) $35K

2.) A perfectly nice BMW

3.) And a waste of time if you have to have THAT abomination to get yourself "p00n" as you put it.

If you need THAT to get yourself laid, I pity you.
 
Definition: riceburner :.

riceburner (rs-bûrn'r)
1. (n.) Cars that people make look to be fast but are actually slow. Often describing small foreign cars that people have "spruced up" in an effort to be laughed at by everyone they pass on the main streets of cities.
 
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: davew0670
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
My car
rear

i love this car, its so awesome. so fast, the turbo in it really helps the Dodge V8 under the hood.

and since its a bimmer i get ALL the chicks

and no, im being honest here. it really does.

P.S. SHHH
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if I ever have a kid, I'll kick hiss ass if he ever does that to a car.
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he's joking right? or is he serious...in which case, someone needs to beat his ass.
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apparently not you. :roll:

of course he is joking u n00b!
 
lol, ricers are hilarious. I only love them because they are so blasted stupid. The people that drive them have their prego 15 year old girlfriend in a beat up $5,000 car with $2,000 RIMS (or the best is when they only have 3 rims because they couldnt afford the 4th).

I also love seeing all the ricers at night in their dumpy apartment complexes because they are such retards financially.

Yep, I do love the ricers! They are so HARD, I want to be just like them.
 
Originally posted by: Hummin
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: michaels
lol
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aww what, you got nothing to say do yah. sorry your crappy lil truck doesnt get you any p00n. i invested about 35 grand into this car and damn is it ever fast. i dont have any dyno sheets though 🙁
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And such a waste of:

1.) $35K

2.) A perfectly nice BMW

3.) And a waste of time if you have to have THAT abomination to get yourself "p00n" as you put it.

If you need THAT to get yourself laid, I pity you.
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You are going to get soooooo owned....

BMW, LOL!!!!
 
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