How many of your are millionaires?

[Flipped Gazelle]

Originally posted by: rasczak
i was a millionaire by my 2nd birthday. CEO of a huge corporation that I started at age six mos. with women hanging from my diapers.

Those were not women - they were your mother and aunt.

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
Am I considered a millionaire as well if I am a billionaire?

lol

 

[Lamont Burns]

I'm a thousandaire, with significant positive net worth minus my debts. woosa.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Not til someone in particular kicks the bucket. 😉

for a percentage....

I thnk the real question should be how many ATOTers are millionars with at least 8" of meat hanging between their knees, and are dating a super model. That seems to be the typical average around here.

 

[nace186]

I'm a thousandaire.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
i'm just $1 short.

We're going to have to ask for the keys to the bathroom and personal jet back

 

[dr150]

I'm a millionaire....in happiness.

 

[IGBT]

money is like sex. those who get it and really have it don't talk about it.

 

[Kadarin]

Topic Title: How many of your are millionaires?

How many of our what are millionaires?

 

[SunnyD]

I'm a dollar-menunaire.

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: IGBT
money is like sex. those who get it and really have it don't talk about it.

My name is polarmystery, and I approve of this message.

 

[SilentZero]

No, but i'm surprised there are so few millionaires here! I thought everyone was one.

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I don't, but I'm not "po" either. I fall somewhere in the middle. You need a middle ground option, or even a waffles option would suffice.

KT

This. I don't buy my milk with a WIC card, but I also don't crap in a gold plated toilet.

Gold plated, you are poor. 😀

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle
I voted.

I came.

 

[StinkyPinky]

No way. I'm barely a thousandaire.

 

[zerocool84]

SunnyD, you could be a millionare if you learned proper grammar.

 

[edro]

Why are over half of you guys voting No?
Be proud of your millions like the rest of us.

 

[mrrman]

my net worth is...realestate

 

[Regs]

Instead of banging most of the top 10 models in Maxim, enjoying my 5k hp yacht in the Caribbean, or work on a thorough SWOT analysis of my fortune 500 company...I decided to join ATOT.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
No, but i'm surprised there are so few millionaires here! I thought everyone was one.

Nah... pretending to be an Acura or Lexus driving millionaire making over 100K a year at their technology job is sooo "ATOT 2008".

This year, it's all about pretending to have no job and having your car repo'ed or house foreclosed on.

On the other hand, I'm a multi-billionaire in Zimbabwe dollars 🙂

 

[nageov3t]

I'm barely a ten-thousandaire, excluding my 401K value.

 

[IronWing]

Hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to buy a million M&Ms and if it would be worth the price in zits?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
SunnyD, you could be a millionare if you learned proper grammar.

You know, your post is ironically funny.

 

[skyking]

I'm a house-aire, two-cars-and-old-truck-aire

 

[JDub02]

at the rate the government is printing/debasing our currency, we're all going to be millionaires soon ... although that will only buy a loaf of bread. 🙁