How many of you have skeletons in your closet?

[TXHokie]

Let's just say if I could claim each as dependents on my tax return, I wouldn't owe any taxes.

 

[Mucho]

MUCHO

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Let's just say if I could claim each as dependents on my tax return, I wouldn't owe any taxes.

That's suggesting that you pay for the dependents.....
Don't tell me you fell for that, "Be a man and take on your responsibilities" speech. That's for suckers!

 

[SonnyDaze]

I have a graveyard in my closet. :evil:

 

[GuitarDaddy]

:music:I shot the sherrif ------- but I did not kill the deputy:music:

 

[Demon-Xanth]

None, I had to bury them in the back yard to make room for computer parts.

 

[CrackRabbit]

They aren't in the closet, they are under the floorboards.

 

[engineereeyore]

None that I remember. Doesn't mean I don't have them, just means I don't remember them.

 

[Abe Froman]

I have two big skeletons, and a few little ones.

 

[fLum0x]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
I've done a lot of stupid things...but I really can't think of anything that I wouldn't share with someone close to me (like my fiance).

identical...word for word :x

 

[Platypus]

Who doesn't?

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Everybody dies.

:evil:

 

[walkur]

about 3 rat sizes ones and one the size of a elephant...

 

[LordNoob]

This thread is a "lets allude to all the cool-sounding/illegal things we may or may not have done" thread. This thread is useless without stories.

 

[BillyBatson]

i have at least a half dozen major ones

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Secrets can be a huge burden, and eat at your soul.

Bah, that's a lot of new-agey crap.

HA HA....never been accuse of saying "new-agey crap"....there was a big dose of sarcasm in that last statement of mine....but still, secrets can suck sometimes, especially when they involve friends and something their girl did.

 

[Syrch]

yeah we need stories....and i don't have any honestly, my g/f knows all i can tell her about me...

 

[Old Hippie]

How many of you have skeletons in your closet?

Can't even get the door closed.

 

[djheater]

No, I have none. I made it a point to divest myself of any when I was younger, and do regular maintenance to keep it so.

What you see is what you get.

 

[DVad3r]

I do but I would get banned if I posted them here and probably frowned upon...who will be the first to post one of their skeletons!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Let's just say if I could claim each as dependents on my tax return, I wouldn't owe any taxes.

That's suggesting that you pay for the dependents.....
Don't tell me you fell for that, "Be a man and take on your responsibilities" speech. That's for suckers!

Hold on a second...are you telling me that there are people who have children and don't claim them as dependents on their taxes? WTF???

Man, you'd have to be the biggest idiot on the planet to do something like that...

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: LordNoob
This thread is a "lets allude to all the cool-sounding/illegal things we may or may not have done" thread. This thread is useless without stories.

This thread is useless WITH stories.
He wasnt asking for our naughty tales. He was asking IF we have skeletons.
If we share them here, then they dont count anymore do they?

Having said that, I've only got one, and since most of you already know I was in the Navy for 9 years, you can probably assume I got a ho or two overseas.

So now I have none.

 

[Lucky]

I've got three skeletons in my closet. Problem is, they are starting to smell really bad. I'm not sure what to do with them. Maybe put them in the freezer?

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Secrets can be a huge burden, and eat at your soul.

Bah, that's a lot of new-agey crap.

The fvck you say? I am guessing you have never been trusted with anything of significance then.

 

[HannibalX]

How many of you have skeletons in your closet?

I do. Things I am not proud of, but they are with me none the less. They will go with me to my grave. Eventually one of them might take me there.